For every can of baked beans purchased barry has to sing the french anthem while wearing a beret
Not much, because it would seem like we cared.
We should just let them join.
And then, the next day, we all leave the EU.
At this point I don’t want them to join.
They were disruptive egocentric assholes back in the day, with their own agenda and interests that were often in conflict with the rest of us. Despite having privileges like their own currency they still lived two hundred years in the past with the whole “Rule Britannia” cringe.
As things stand now, they are forced to follow the EU: they need to conform to most economic regulations from the EU if they want to trade, without having a say in it, which is perfect.
I would accept and independent Scotland back with zero strings attached though.
I think they should eat each member’s worst food for 28 days.
P.S. I know there are only 27 members but we can just let the Dutch have two turns
He shouldn’t be. We can all live in peace and happiness and harmony xoxo.
For the rest of EUternity.
No torture, just ask Barry to come back when he’s sober.
We’re not barbarians, are we?
Well I’d say that based on my earlier post, we would have to publicly declare that we didn’t single handidly defeat Napoleon.
I say we forgive them… They were all half-drunk when they voted out anyway.
Not at all. Aside from deporting everyone who voted for Brexit to Australia, so they can have a real Brexit.
No more discount on the EU budget, switching the € within 3 years and joining Shengen. In exchange we accept them back right away (no back of the line).
We should rename the British Isles into the Celtic Isles
Falklands to france
They should be in schengen and obey UE, but not able to vote anything. Although they could propose laws.
Barry let’s go back to EFTA together
I think Barry gets ONE retry on this one, since he actually did save us from Hitler
They will use the Euro. They will join Schengen. They will pay like everybody else. They will allow Irish unification. And they WILL like it.
Here is a hot take; don’t punish future Barry for boomer Barry’s mistake?
There will be a lifelong torture after they rejoin
They should take the Euro as currency, have french and only french as their official language, and take all migrants from Calais
I’d welcome them back but treat them like everyone else. That’s gonna be spite enough, I think.
No, but seriously, Barry belongs.
I dont think i have to say It, you already know.
Well… the nail pliers are ready and so are the pitchforks, the torches, the forced conversion to euro, the switch to right side driving and the sly remarks about WW2 and Napoleon…
But then they come along with a few pints of Guinness, some Monty Python references and everything is forgotten.
That’s how I see it – I miss those bastards 🇬🇧🇪🇺
Only those over the age of 50 should be tortured! The rest of us should be allowed to do the torturing!
I accept compensation in the form of fish & chips from the nastiest chippy you can find
The Rebate they had in the past should be applied in reverse. They have to contribute the same proportion extra to normal membership that those deadbeats dodged in years gone by.
scotland, ireland and wales can join, not england. why?
cos funny.
Adopt the euro, no special concessions and their flag now has a dick on it
I just don’t care about rejoining the EU. I know that a Labour government will embarrass/humiliate us to Europe.
Have you kept up with their politics? They’ve suffered enough
Euromonies for PIGS.
Best punishment for Barry, since no monies,
PIGS happy because can into monies.
Isn’t it painful enough to live in Britain? A little of compassion dude, we are not sadistic freaks
I know this is a place for taking the piss but Europe works better as a unified block so, even tho they can be a massive pain in the ass, I’d say we should welcome them back to the EU
(even if just to see the look on Farage’s face)
Give 10% of gdp to poland
Bomb Birmingham and Derby, not for any political reason, just because there’s a guy from there who keeps beating me in minecraft.
Let them just meet current criteria. They will get in in a decade or two.
As much as I don’t really like what the EU has been become, I was against leaving. However now that the separation has been made, I don’t want to rejoin. I would rather the country fail than admit a mistake was made.
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For every can of baked beans purchased barry has to sing the french anthem while wearing a beret
Not much, because it would seem like we cared.
We should just let them join.
And then, the next day, we all leave the EU.
At this point I don’t want them to join.
They were disruptive egocentric assholes back in the day, with their own agenda and interests that were often in conflict with the rest of us. Despite having privileges like their own currency they still lived two hundred years in the past with the whole “Rule Britannia” cringe.
As things stand now, they are forced to follow the EU: they need to conform to most economic regulations from the EU if they want to trade, without having a say in it, which is perfect.
I would accept and independent Scotland back with zero strings attached though.
I think they should eat each member’s worst food for 28 days.
P.S. I know there are only 27 members but we can just let the Dutch have two turns
He shouldn’t be. We can all live in peace and happiness and harmony xoxo.
For the rest of EUternity.
No torture, just ask Barry to come back when he’s sober.
We’re not barbarians, are we?
Well I’d say that based on my earlier post, we would have to publicly declare that we didn’t single handidly defeat Napoleon.
I say we forgive them… They were all half-drunk when they voted out anyway.
Not at all. Aside from deporting everyone who voted for Brexit to Australia, so they can have a real Brexit.
No more discount on the EU budget, switching the € within 3 years and joining Shengen. In exchange we accept them back right away (no back of the line).
We should rename the British Isles into the Celtic Isles
Falklands to france
They should be in schengen and obey UE, but not able to vote anything. Although they could propose laws.
Barry let’s go back to EFTA together
I think Barry gets ONE retry on this one, since he actually did save us from Hitler
They will use the Euro. They will join Schengen. They will pay like everybody else. They will allow Irish unification. And they WILL like it.
Here is a hot take; don’t punish future Barry for boomer Barry’s mistake?
There will be a lifelong torture after they rejoin
They should take the Euro as currency, have french and only french as their official language, and take all migrants from Calais
I’d welcome them back but treat them like everyone else. That’s gonna be spite enough, I think.
No, but seriously, Barry belongs.
I dont think i have to say It, you already know.
Well… the nail pliers are ready and so are the pitchforks, the torches, the forced conversion to euro, the switch to right side driving and the sly remarks about WW2 and Napoleon…
But then they come along with a few pints of Guinness, some Monty Python references and everything is forgotten.
That’s how I see it – I miss those bastards 🇬🇧🇪🇺
Only those over the age of 50 should be tortured! The rest of us should be allowed to do the torturing!
I accept compensation in the form of fish & chips from the nastiest chippy you can find
The Rebate they had in the past should be applied in reverse. They have to contribute the same proportion extra to normal membership that those deadbeats dodged in years gone by.
scotland, ireland and wales can join, not england. why?
cos funny.
Adopt the euro, no special concessions and their flag now has a dick on it
I just don’t care about rejoining the EU. I know that a Labour government will embarrass/humiliate us to Europe.
Have you kept up with their politics? They’ve suffered enough
Euromonies for PIGS.
Best punishment for Barry, since no monies,
PIGS happy because can into monies.
Isn’t it painful enough to live in Britain? A little of compassion dude, we are not sadistic freaks
I know this is a place for taking the piss but Europe works better as a unified block so, even tho they can be a massive pain in the ass, I’d say we should welcome them back to the EU
(even if just to see the look on Farage’s face)
Give 10% of gdp to poland
Bomb Birmingham and Derby, not for any political reason, just because there’s a guy from there who keeps beating me in minecraft.
Let them just meet current criteria. They will get in in a decade or two.
As much as I don’t really like what the EU has been become, I was against leaving. However now that the separation has been made, I don’t want to rejoin. I would rather the country fail than admit a mistake was made.