“That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted hot sex, Dave!”
That’s where the term “Willy Warmer” comes from
Shrink wrap! How else are you going to get tn to fit?
I found buying an Air Fryer was an absolute game changer. My condoms come out perfectly crispy every time!
Question. Do you microwave them before or after donning them?
You’ll definitely have a hot tip!
The old XL wide fit humble brag.
Happy Girthday!
‘I’ve just given you a red hot tip.’
‘And I can’t do anything about it now!’
Was until I noticed your hand around it
Big willy means small personality.
…at least that’s what my GF tells me.🥲
I didn’t realise I needed a microwave for foreplay…
Hot tip: make sure you get your actual size, or a size smaller than what you have. Vaginql juices can make it slip off during sex and you could accidentally inseminate the person you’re fucking. Unless, of course, you’re gay. But you probably don’t wanna touch the turtles head, either.
It’s a security chip masquerading as a warning sticker
Nowt worse than a cold condom!
Deserves my weekly ‘HA!’
Congrats. ❤️
What flavour are these? I’ve got a couple of lamb hotpots I’m dying to use up before their BBE date
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“That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted hot sex, Dave!”
That’s where the term “Willy Warmer” comes from
Shrink wrap! How else are you going to get tn to fit?
I found buying an Air Fryer was an absolute game changer. My condoms come out perfectly crispy every time!
Question. Do you microwave them before or after donning them?
You’ll definitely have a hot tip!
The old XL wide fit humble brag.
Happy Girthday!
‘I’ve just given you a red hot tip.’
‘And I can’t do anything about it now!’
Was until I noticed your hand around it
Big willy means small personality.
…at least that’s what my GF tells me.🥲
I didn’t realise I needed a microwave for foreplay…
Hot tip: make sure you get your actual size, or a size smaller than what you have. Vaginql juices can make it slip off during sex and you could accidentally inseminate the person you’re fucking. Unless, of course, you’re gay. But you probably don’t wanna touch the turtles head, either.
It’s a security chip masquerading as a warning sticker
Nowt worse than a cold condom!
Deserves my weekly ‘HA!’
Congrats. ❤️
What flavour are these? I’ve got a couple of lamb hotpots I’m dying to use up before their BBE date