Donald Trump fell asleep during “critical portion” of testimony: Attorney

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-asleep-trial-hope-hicks-stormy-daneils-1897292

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  2. The only difference in his state of being asleep and being awake is the lowering of his eyelids.

    It’s the same decrepit hamster spinning in the wheel of his brain whether the shades are drawn or not.

  3. That’s at least 5 times now. And this trial could end up putting him in jail. Can you imagine how hard it must have been for the Secretary of the Interior or the like to keep his attention for more than 5 minutes?

  8. When the Adderall wears off, what else are you gonna do?

  10. Could be he just was closing his beautiful blue eyes and imagining hope hicks naked as she spoke.

  11. Honestly, his lawyers are probably better off leaving him to sleep. When he’s awake. He tries to make his lawyers do colossally stupid things.

  12. Trumpalepsy – a condition characterized by excessive sleepiness during court proceedings exacerbated by having your financial nuts on a legal chopping block.

  13. I can’t blame him, he probably had no idea where he was, or what people were saying.

  14. Drew Plant a defendant in several murders, refused to open his eyes during trial.

    Detectives speculated that Plant kept his eyes closed because in his world if he didn’t see what was happening then it wasn’t real.

    Chump is doing the same thing. This trial is destroying the alternate reality he has created for himself through his constant lying, fraud and narcissistic personality disorder.

    He is a very deranged human being.

  15. If he sleeps during the testimony than its unfair to be used against him! Checkmate justice.

  16. Like an ostrich digging it’s head in the ground when scared.
    He can’t handle the truth.

  19. I wonder how long he thought he was going to keep the Stormy Daniels story from Melania. Was he just going to buy up newspapers for months? Slap her phone out of her hand when she started scrolling? Smash tv’s wherever they went? Like, how did he think that would’ve worked out long term?

  20. Because none of this will affect him in the slightest, because our justice system moves too slow on massive white collar scumbags.

  21. Drowsy Donnie listening with his beautiful blue eyes.

    Stable Genius everyone. They are so smart. Smarter than a General in the military and spewing out all kinds of knowledge daily must make him tired.

  23. This trial must seem like it’s going by very rapidly for him.

  24. I can’t see this sitting very well with the jury. They’re out here getting death threats, and he’s taking a nap.

  27. Now we know what “executive time” was when he was in the White House.

  28. Trump can declare a mistrial because he slept through it!

    /s

  29. I’m hoping that the saying “you snooze you lose “ holds true.

  30. The moment he gets sentenced we’re going to hear all about how he is unfit for prison with crippling dementia and terrible other health issues.

  31. He’ll end up trying to appeal his conviction on the grounds that he slept through critical portions of the trial. This will somehow be someone else’s fault.

  32. He was just taking it all in! You know when you go to some place like the mountains or the beach for the first time, close your eyes and take a deep breath and just “take it all in”. Thats what he is doing in court? Because you know everyone loves to “take it all in” when a chunk of their embarrassing poorly chosen past decisions are potentially going to lead to guilty verdicts in federal court. Maybe frump could launch a new company. Like a travel company, but you pay to get a shit load of your dirty laundry aired to the world right before you get convicted of multiple felonies. He could dub it as like a dream travel/vacation company called “take it all in”. And the advertisements for it could be his “beautiful blue eyes” and face as he is asleep with drool coming out the corner of his mouth.

  33. This is part of the reason this should absolutely have been televised for everyone to see

  34. This dude definitely takes amphetamines to stay awake all day. He can’t do it in court because everyone would see him tweaking out.

  35. Seems he has trouble staying awake when he’s not talking

    Just listening? Forgetaboutit

  36. #The signs of a strong and powerful ALPHA MALE:

    sleepy head

    poopy diaper

    itty bitty hands

  37. I think we can officially discard the “sleepy Joe” snark now

  39. Does he really think people buy his “I’m just resting my eyes” bs?

    Well, *his* people probably do

  40. Maybe he shouldn’t lay in bed all night talking on the phone to his fellow hate-mongers and gorging himself with KFC.

  41. Well, he did stop in every city in WI and MI the day before to rally/campaign. Soaking in the adoration of all his followers is tiring. Plus, he needed to fly the plane, drive the cars to and from the airport, make his meals, plan his clothes outfits, and all the @mall details fir a day trip.
    I certainly would be tired as well.

  42. Imagine how he was during important meetings with world leaders.

  43. If Biden did this every-single-major-news-agency-would-blasting-it-all-over-the-American-people and that is a fact.

  45. He committed the crimes. He knows what happened. He doesn’t need to hear about them again. Let the old man nap!

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