What a northern cruelty being ghettoed with spaniards
Heh, imagine adventuring over the Alps and thinking to find cheerful people with social skills
Thats some dutch level directness
Least dramatic Fonzie. Well at least she was introduced to proper bread.
Nordicks see someone smile and they either run (Finns) or are sus of that weird facial expression they have seen only a couple of times before in their lives.
And when time comes for mating season (in those 4 summer days), the Danish specimen approaches ladies with its [classic and elegant mating ritual](https://youtu.be/HwVh8pmOot4?feature=shared&t=47), pulling their dresses and bumping into them hoping for a positive response.
The result is not very effective, thus the defeated male goes back to its alcohol which, given such low mating success rate, becomes the country’s national hobby
What kind of psychopath looks at a random person and then stars smiling?!
And Danes are the most open and friendly of the Nordicks. Imagine she moved to Norgay or Finngolia
PIGS friendly fire
They’re basically the real life version of borgs.
WHY SMILE DURING INFORMATION EXCHANGE INTERACTION. DRANK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE INITIATE RAPE PROTOCOL.
It’s remarks like this where I realise that Brits aren’t that antisocial. Can’t believe we were conquered by a bunch of aspie *Danes*.
Careful now, too much smiling will get you institutionalized.
Bra jobbat Danmark! Ni fetton på kontinenten är skickliga när det gäller att visa vart skåpet ska stå 🥰
Absolutely disgraceful, trying to connect with another human being, what was she thinking?
Italian and pigs men in general get to play on easy mode in northern countries cause the locals are not used to the slightest hint of courtship and flirting that’s why once they experience what for us would be standard practice they feel like in a romantic drama. I’m not talking about paying for dinner or bringing flowers, I mean very basic stuff like saluting and smiling at people or scheduling a coffee break on the spot.
Women have the opposite experience: they go in taking for granted stuff like courtship and dating life like the ones they get back home but find none of that stuff and feel belittled.
Moral of the story: go homosexual.
The Nordicks are a walking contradiction.
Happiest people on earth, but they dress like satanic cult members and take note of anyone who smiles for too long.
Great places to start families, and yet kids flee from their parents the first chance they get (or cannibalise them when they turn 18 idk, maybe parents are superfluous at that point).
Love equality and hate displays of wealth or arrogance, but they have inbred unelected heads of state in glittering palaces.
They value cleanliness and healthy living but their signature dishes sound like biological weapons (not that we can complain…)
Truly the enigmas of Europe. Us simple southern folk will never understand. But we love you for it.
I think they’re overrated anyway.
Her mistake was going to copenhagen. People smile and give you The Nod™️ many places in Denmark, especially outside of cities.
Number 14 on the male side is Mads, is that a name or just a symptom of the state of the Danish male population?
Unironically, she is 100% correct.
I came back to Hungary after 20 years growing up in the US, I can’t stand these people. When I ask them why they’re so sad and cold all the time, it’s always “the economy” and “politics”. There’s people getting beheaded in Mexico and the corrupt police look the other way, but they still smile and have a good time.
Southern Europeans figured life out centuries ago, but being happy isn’t conducive to being a strong country, so we get the false impression that they’re the ones doing something wrong. They’re totally right. Have a good time, be lazy at work, love your family, love your wine, write cheesy poetry.
That’s the essence of what being a European should be.
How dare they treat her like a man!
Thanks makes sense.
In Sweden we have a saying that goes “If anyone smiles at you in the street, he’s either insane, drunk or American”.
It’s actually true, wouldn’t be surprised if they use it in the other Nordic countries as well.
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What a northern cruelty being ghettoed with spaniards
Heh, imagine adventuring over the Alps and thinking to find cheerful people with social skills
Thats some dutch level directness
Least dramatic Fonzie. Well at least she was introduced to proper bread.
Nordicks see someone smile and they either run (Finns) or are sus of that weird facial expression they have seen only a couple of times before in their lives.
And when time comes for mating season (in those 4 summer days), the Danish specimen approaches ladies with its [classic and elegant mating ritual](https://youtu.be/HwVh8pmOot4?feature=shared&t=47), pulling their dresses and bumping into them hoping for a positive response.
The result is not very effective, thus the defeated male goes back to its alcohol which, given such low mating success rate, becomes the country’s national hobby
What kind of psychopath looks at a random person and then stars smiling?!
And Danes are the most open and friendly of the Nordicks. Imagine she moved to Norgay or Finngolia
PIGS friendly fire
They’re basically the real life version of borgs.
WHY SMILE DURING INFORMATION EXCHANGE INTERACTION. DRANK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE INITIATE RAPE PROTOCOL.
It’s remarks like this where I realise that Brits aren’t that antisocial. Can’t believe we were conquered by a bunch of aspie *Danes*.
Careful now, too much smiling will get you institutionalized.
Bra jobbat Danmark! Ni fetton på kontinenten är skickliga när det gäller att visa vart skåpet ska stå 🥰
Absolutely disgraceful, trying to connect with another human being, what was she thinking?
Italian and pigs men in general get to play on easy mode in northern countries cause the locals are not used to the slightest hint of courtship and flirting that’s why once they experience what for us would be standard practice they feel like in a romantic drama. I’m not talking about paying for dinner or bringing flowers, I mean very basic stuff like saluting and smiling at people or scheduling a coffee break on the spot.
Women have the opposite experience: they go in taking for granted stuff like courtship and dating life like the ones they get back home but find none of that stuff and feel belittled.
Moral of the story: go homosexual.
The Nordicks are a walking contradiction.
Happiest people on earth, but they dress like satanic cult members and take note of anyone who smiles for too long.
Great places to start families, and yet kids flee from their parents the first chance they get (or cannibalise them when they turn 18 idk, maybe parents are superfluous at that point).
Love equality and hate displays of wealth or arrogance, but they have inbred unelected heads of state in glittering palaces.
They value cleanliness and healthy living but their signature dishes sound like biological weapons (not that we can complain…)
Truly the enigmas of Europe. Us simple southern folk will never understand. But we love you for it.
I think they’re overrated anyway.
Her mistake was going to copenhagen. People smile and give you The Nod™️ many places in Denmark, especially outside of cities.
Number 14 on the male side is Mads, is that a name or just a symptom of the state of the Danish male population?
Unironically, she is 100% correct.
I came back to Hungary after 20 years growing up in the US, I can’t stand these people. When I ask them why they’re so sad and cold all the time, it’s always “the economy” and “politics”. There’s people getting beheaded in Mexico and the corrupt police look the other way, but they still smile and have a good time.
Southern Europeans figured life out centuries ago, but being happy isn’t conducive to being a strong country, so we get the false impression that they’re the ones doing something wrong. They’re totally right. Have a good time, be lazy at work, love your family, love your wine, write cheesy poetry.
That’s the essence of what being a European should be.
How dare they treat her like a man!
Thanks makes sense.
In Sweden we have a saying that goes “If anyone smiles at you in the street, he’s either insane, drunk or American”.
It’s actually true, wouldn’t be surprised if they use it in the other Nordic countries as well.
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