London Mayor: Count Binface beats ‘Britain First’ immigration candidate

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/london-mayoral-election-count-binface-151534829.html

by alex2217

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  2. It’s good, but it’s not quite “Lozza Fox spending millions to lose his deposit and finish behind a Youtuber doing it for a laugh” good.

  3. Big losses for the nationalist populists this week, nobody likes them.

  4. Turns out trollbots can’t actually vote in elections.

  6. Hah! There are obviously more silly voters than totally stupid voters.

    (Shouldn’t that headline say “anti-immigration”?)

  7. Obviously fuck Britain First, but the whole parody candidate Count Binface thing is incredibly corny and should be put to bed

  8. I hope Binface runs against Sunak at the GE, would be so satisfying to see the look on Sunak’s face as he realised he’d lost to Binface, that his time in politics was ending not just in defeat, but in ridicule. Useless prat deserves it. If I was that bad at a job, I’d get sacked much quicker.

  9. I love how count binface is a reliable force for good in the world. He comes in every election to save the day and provide us with hilarity. And then fucks off to the shadows. No hype, no tik Tok stuff. No cashing in. Just always in the shadows. Ready to serve. He doesnt expect a reward. This is reward enough.

  10. Do you reckon as he got a fair few votes we could negotiate him down to fitting just one ejector seat in Suella’s limo.

  11. So nice to have something to be proud of left in the UK!

  12. Would honestly vote for him over any offerings from the Tories as it stands.

  13. I’m guessing the mayor of London doesn’t even have any powers related to immigration, why is a Britain First candidate running?

  14. Still isn’t as funny as him getting 69 votes in Boris’ constituency in the 2019 election, tbh.

  15. Him wanting to restore the Trocadero to the Sega-branded paradise it was in the 90s automatically makes him the greatest candidate that’s ever lived.

  16. Honestly hearing his points in some video recently, they are probably far smarter and more reasonable/realistic with their policies and goals. At some point it would be great for them to win just to see how they do. It probably can’t be any worse than the people who do win.

  18. Hang on, Nick *Scanlon*?

    What’s an Irish immigrant doing campaigning against… whatever idc anymore he lost to Count Binface

  19. Ha absolutely brilliant. If anything this shows our actual politicians that we’d rather vote for someone doing it for fun than them.

  20. Binface simply had a better policy platform than Britain First, and it showed in the results.

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