Lads, I did it.

23 comments

1. Congratulations

2. He is the Chosen One!

3. Photographic evidence or it didn’t happen.

4. I’m skeptical…

5. Eh, is this a thing that people struggle to do?

6. The great reopening.

7. Witch! Wiiiiiitch!

8. That’s probably a stock image from the manufacturer before it was even sealed. Don’t give us false hope that it can be done

9. Bullshit! The shadows are all wrong. Takes more than this type of amateur Photoshop to get past me, sunny boy

10. I’m shaking. No good can come of this, no good at all

11. I call bullshit. Put todays paper next to the ham.

12. A thing a beauty. Maybe there is hope for me one day

13. Only some packets are functional. This is sufficient to maintain trust in the product. In behaviourism they call this intermittent reinforcement (see below). Your posting this just reinforces everyone’s allegiance to the malfunctioning ham packets. The distant (hammy) whiff of simplicity.

    “Intermittent reinforcement is the delivery of a reward at irregular intervals, a method that has been determined to yield the greatest effort from the subject. The subject does not receive a reward each time they perform a desired behavior or according to any regular schedule but at seemingly random intervals.”

    Free your inner ham hunter.

14. Is this one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse ?

15. How long did this take? If it’s more than 5 seconds is not worth it

16. Two years of Covid and now a guy opens a ham packet. It is a sign. The end is nigh. Our best before date has passed and we are racing towards the use by date.

17. Make sure to do the lotto next! You must be blessed by the ham gods

18. We’re gonna need a video tutorial when you buy your next pack. Pls.

19. The hamspiracy has ended

20. I salute you. Any chance of an online tutorial? It’s a skill I’ve never mastered.

21. Plastic foil

22. Letting out the smell of arse all at once.

23. Proud day for the parish.