Ehefrau eines in Russland inhaftierten US-Soldaten sagt, er habe eine Affäre gehabt und sei nicht in „geopolitische Intrigen“ verwickelt

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/wife-us-soldier-detained-russia-affair-divorce-gordon-black-girlfriend-rcna151612

39 comments
  1. I wonder what/who we will have to trade to get him back.

  2. More accurately: he’s a dumbass.

    What did the orange traitor say? Not sending their best?

  3. Ah yes, when geopolitics intersects with good, old fashioned, Jerry Springer show, adultery. Who has the right to castrate him, his wife or the state of russia? Was there even a mistress, or just a catfishing, cabbage smelling troll named borris? We’ll find out, after the break.

  4. If he was more important, would this be considered a honeypot?

  5. If he wasn’t before, he’s certainly fucked now.

    Imagine pissing off your wife this publicly.

    Oh, and being a ~~guest~~ prisoner in a fascist regime.

  6. Hope she was a freak to risk spending the rest of your life in a Russian prison over seeing her.

  7. Still no good for him. Still a severe punishment by UCMJ.

  8. Oh fuck. I didn’t realize this idiot was married. Leave him there. Clown behavior.

  9. Imagine getting detained in Russia because you got baited by Mikhail using ChatGPT

  10. We’re not trading anyone (if we have anyone) for this fool, right?

  11. Message to US service personnel – if you meet someone named Olga from Volga, don’t follow her back to Russia.

  12. So, he was Putin his wiener where it don’t belong …

  13. What a schmuck. Getting caught cheating on your wife in the most high profile way possible. In all likelihood going to be released in a high profile prisoner swap. I hope the Army crushes this dude when he gets back on US soil.

  14. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve tried that one…

  15. Kills me to think that he actually thought he’d get away with traveling through both China AND Russia, do his thing, then report to ex-Ft. Hood with no harm/no foul? Especially as an E6 no less…anyone ever find out what his MOS is?

  16. Wonder when said affair began, since she started divorce proceedings in July 2022. I know by law he’s technically married still, but some divorces can take many many years. Mine sure did.

    I know it’s besides the point, but I found a bunch of comments berating him for “cheating” and saying he should stay in jail. I think that’s harsh not knowing the circumstances. LOL

  17. So, the wife dimed him out real good! Hope he likes Artic Circle prison!

  18. He was also spouting Russian sympathy on cam.

    No sympathy for this idiot.

  19. That’s an even dumber reason to travel to Russia right now.

  20. This would have been a great opportunity for the wife to pay him back for that affair.

    “He had planned to steal Russia’s nuclear secrets.” – vengeful wife

  21. Now there is a bright lad. I vote trade him to North Korea for a future pick.

  22. Apparently the term Honeypot means nothing to these clowns

  23. If it was a Russian honeypot, it could have been both.

  24. >I went home with a waitress the way I always do.
    How was I to know she was with the Russians too?

  25. Could have had an affair with anyone in S. Korea, but nope, went to Russia.

  26. Maybe he can get Steven Seagull..Seagal my bad, to help him out!

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