Over the last year, while I've been neglecting the upkeep of the hedge in front of my house, the pedestrians of my parish have been leaving presents for me, because the rubbish bins on my street are up to 30 m away, or 5 m if you cross the road. Today's the day hedge gets trimmed, whether it needs it or not, so I get to collect my winnings!
by Anaphylaxisofevil
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I had the joy of staring down the dog owner whose underarm bowl placed his doggie do bag in my hedge. It’s a joy to watch them fish it out of a box hedge, muttering the whole time.
I’m glad it’s just crap, rather than *crap* you’ve been left.
No nos canisters or vapes. I’d consider that a win
No bongo mags?
Hope you put it back where you found it.
OPs got his wellies out you know he means business
What did they order on Deliveroo?
No rhythm pamphlets with the pages stuck together?? Anyone would think it’s not 1994 any more