I don’t know who the French guy is (some chef maybe?) but come on, everybody knows when you need some serious jokes you get Hans!
He’s not wrong though.
foolish pierre, of course we’re better at food, wine cheese and that’s it
edit: (I need fellow Italians to counter pierre’s downvotes)
Nah, Imma give it to the Brits, they have the best comedy.
He forgot:
– Being deluded about who they are?
– France
Dude wants to prove that the French are elitists
Lists all France is known for instead of normal things.
If delusion was a person.
Best food, wine, fashion and art? Dude has never been to Italy.
Like every King and Queen knew:
…When you’re through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand ’cause france will be France
Right till the end…
Merci Pierre et reste comme tu es, là où tu es
An inconvenient truth
I’m gonna say one could argue for most points he made but comedy?
Not gonna lie, the Brits probably win that one.
(Taskmaster is the best thing i have seen in a long time)
I asked my Italian gf these
best food: Italy
best wine: Spain
best cheese: France
best fashion: England
Best art: Italy
Best comedy: Germany
“Most modest?”
“France.”
French cheeses are divine creations. Nothing can match them.
commedy? they are as funny as the Germans
He should have asked for other subjects, like video games or animation (we’re not the best in these fields, only second or third best after USA and Japan :))
about half these things are objectively best done in france. you absolutely cannot argue with these.
france just sucks for everything else
Best food and cheese is definitely Italy. Pizza, pasta, Gorgonzola, Parmesan…
Comedy ? Wtf all of our comedies have been about the same kind of family friendly recycled jokes for 20 years. They’re basically worst than the US comedies (which is difficult to reach). England is way better at comedy than we are.
For food I’d say it really depends on everyone’s taste. Italy is great, but I do believe we have a bigger range of different kind of products across the country than make our food culture more diverse.
I don’t know enough about wine to give an objective opinion so I’ll say both Italy and France are equally great at it.
When it comes to cheese France is first but very closely followed by Italy and then the Netherlands.
I’d say its a tie between France and Italy for architecture because once again as great as Italy is, France still has remains from the roman empire but is more diverse.
When it comes to litterature I believe it depends on what kind of litterature we are talking about :
– Philosophy : 1-Germany 2-England/France
– Drama : 1-France 2-England
– Economics : 1-England 2-Germany
– Poetry : France
Appart from the classical era in my opinion France never has been on top about music, England is better at it.
Anyway in the end, love to my Italian brothers and a big fuck you to both England and Germany. Thank you for reading me.
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From the original post’s comments:
>Doesn’t mean the end result is France’s to claim. Same with Italians trying to claim all American pizzas like Chicago style etc
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I don’t know who the French guy is (some chef maybe?) but come on, everybody knows when you need some serious jokes you get Hans!
He’s not wrong though.
foolish pierre, of course we’re better at food, wine cheese and that’s it
edit: (I need fellow Italians to counter pierre’s downvotes)
Nah, Imma give it to the Brits, they have the best comedy.
He forgot:
– Being deluded about who they are?
– France
Dude wants to prove that the French are elitists
Lists all France is known for instead of normal things.
If delusion was a person.
Best food, wine, fashion and art? Dude has never been to Italy.
Like every King and Queen knew:
…When you’re through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand ’cause france will be France
Right till the end…
Merci Pierre et reste comme tu es, là où tu es
An inconvenient truth
I’m gonna say one could argue for most points he made but comedy?
Not gonna lie, the Brits probably win that one.
(Taskmaster is the best thing i have seen in a long time)
I asked my Italian gf these
best food: Italy
best wine: Spain
best cheese: France
best fashion: England
Best art: Italy
Best comedy: Germany
“Most modest?”
“France.”
French cheeses are divine creations. Nothing can match them.
commedy? they are as funny as the Germans
He should have asked for other subjects, like video games or animation (we’re not the best in these fields, only second or third best after USA and Japan :))
about half these things are objectively best done in france. you absolutely cannot argue with these.
france just sucks for everything else
Best food and cheese is definitely Italy. Pizza, pasta, Gorgonzola, Parmesan…
Comedy ? Wtf all of our comedies have been about the same kind of family friendly recycled jokes for 20 years. They’re basically worst than the US comedies (which is difficult to reach). England is way better at comedy than we are.
For food I’d say it really depends on everyone’s taste. Italy is great, but I do believe we have a bigger range of different kind of products across the country than make our food culture more diverse.
I don’t know enough about wine to give an objective opinion so I’ll say both Italy and France are equally great at it.
When it comes to cheese France is first but very closely followed by Italy and then the Netherlands.
I’d say its a tie between France and Italy for architecture because once again as great as Italy is, France still has remains from the roman empire but is more diverse.
When it comes to litterature I believe it depends on what kind of litterature we are talking about :
– Philosophy : 1-Germany 2-England/France
– Drama : 1-France 2-England
– Economics : 1-England 2-Germany
– Poetry : France
Appart from the classical era in my opinion France never has been on top about music, England is better at it.
Anyway in the end, love to my Italian brothers and a big fuck you to both England and Germany. Thank you for reading me.
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From the original post’s comments:
>Doesn’t mean the end result is France’s to claim. Same with Italians trying to claim all American pizzas like Chicago style etc
Stop trying to claim American foods, Italians..