The German chancellor looks like a husband being dragged through a shopping centre by his wife, the Danish PM

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1. I can hear the muffled “yes, dear” the moment she tells him to do something.

   Also Danish wife is definitely a step up from the usual subjects he’s skulking after

2. I’m looking for this, but in a SABOT.

3. He knows he can’t compete with these toys

4. To be fair (said as a dane), that woman is a dominating, disrespectfull, all controling bitch. If you dare to get in her way, she will likely find a way to get rid of you

5. Yeah, he wishes that was his wife….

6. – I will be having 100 000 of 155s, and 10 000 of 120s.

   – Yes darling

   – Per month!

   – Per m… Yes darling.

7. He is German what do you want from him? Smiles?

8. *”just pick a damn artillery round, they’re all the same!”*

9. “Yes honey”

10. A lot of the Danish population can relate.

11. It’s not easy being Olaf these days…

12. Ah yes, spending so much time in the APFSDS section that your lower back starts to hurt from shuffling around too slowly.

13. And they’re shopping for munitions for their family main battle tank.

14. Kom så Olaf! You need new socks.

15. Gettin’ Hygge Wit It!

16. Macron is much happier with Lula.

17. I can almost hear his thoughts:

    *Olaf – Germany is bigger than Denmark. 15 times bigger. And you are the chancellor. You are 15 times more important than her. 15 times Olaf ! And don’t forget Porsche, Mercedes, Bosch and BMW ! And Audi Quattro !*

18. Why the tip of the shell far right look like a drawing pin 📌

19. There’s a leash out of frame

20. Talk about being an aristocracy.

21. Anyone else would like to see Boris Pistorius instead of Scholz as the next SPD Kanzler candidate?

22. “Shall we give away some Taurus missiles, darling?”

23. Germany needs to get rid of this weakling ASAP.

24. He better have learned two phrases:

    OK

    and

    Let’s get it later.

25. of course darling

26. Shes come a long way since her tom boy short hair/baggy clothes days. 

27. He is pissed that they make him do anything at all. He figured he would win the election and then just chill and do nothing like Angela Merkel did very little except to shield Germans from reality for sixteen years. And then stupid Putin had to invade Ukraine and now everybody is all “Leadership!” here and “Defiance!” there!

28. The guy gets up every day to organise the administrative matters of a whole country

29. He should have kept the eyepatch. There’s no situation which wouldn’t have improved his image if he’d been wearing an eyepatch.

30. In his defense, if a German chancellor acts even just a bit enthusiastic about warfare everybody goes “Ooooh shit, here we go again!”

31. She looks like IRL Birgitte Nyborg

32. Is this from Borgen?

33. ‘Not the SABOT munitions store again, we always come here?’

34. Is it just me, or has Scholz aged a decade in the last two years?

35. “That HIMARS shell would look wonderful in the conservatory dear”

36. Mhmhhm 🤭 guys what do u think 🤭 where do u think they going guys 🤭. What will the Danish PM do to the German one with the pointy shell?? You know Scholz knows wats gonna happen 🤭😳 that’s wy he’s scaredd 😂😂😂

    😳😫😫 <— this will be Scholz in 12.5. 2024, from 22:31 to 22:50

    If u know what’s gonna happen, leave the comment below 😎😳. Like, subscribe and ring the bell.

37. “You’re going to pay for these.”

    “Yes, dear. I know.”