Luckily they’re banning booze in the evening and night. So with all the tourists at work all day they can’t possibly get drunk.
Let me guess… u couldn’t stop the dogging, could you?
Jokes aside they’ve made a fortune on tourism, specifically drunk tourists for decades and now they’re suddenly saying they’re not happy.
Also Magaluf businesses: “come on in, 5 pints of Jägermeister for 2 euros!! Drink them all within 2 minutes and we’ll give you 10 more pints for free!! WOOOO COME ON IN GUYS!”
I get the urinating, but what’s paradise without a lil sex in the street?
1 week of british summer tourism and we already 2 shotouts in Barcelona and 1 bomb in a train COINCIDENSE ??
This is just an attempt by our brave Tommies to strike an initial blow against the German island fortress of Mallorca. We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the strip clubs, and on the party boats!
Well most tourist places never were are now so pissed off that money can no longer compensate.
It’s almost like if you build cheap hotels, and fill an area with garish bars offering cheap watered down booze you attract the absolute worst kind of tourist and encourage them to treat the area like shit 🤷🏻♂️
Ngl went to magaluf in 2018 and the german tourists were way worse than the brits
I love how every summer British tourists get destroyed online or in the news but the Irish tourists going to these places are exactly the same. *Insert the Irish are British joke here*
You have two choices PIGS:
1. Allow us Barry’s to make our yearly migration to your islands and coastal towns.
2. Face total economic collapse.
Your choice pedro.
Mallorca just figured out that there is also money in having civilized people come to your island.
Now I’m just a common beer loving Barry but they do know the easiest way to solve all of their problems isn’t to restrict drinking hours or ban party boats… it’s just double the cost of a hotel room and price out Jayden, Kaiden, Braiden and the lads.
Like a cheap whore spreading its legs and then complaning about the clientele.
Brits there do all that indeed, but I don’t know who do those business guys think they are fooling with the “paradise” thing.
I never got to go to Shagaluf. I’ve never lived
Went to Magaluf for a stag a few years ago. Place does stink like piss and the hookers at 4am will try to rob you.
Tourist towns luring in visitors with wild parties and cheap booze when the tourists drink and party: 😳
Is there an picturesque village under those ugly hotels and clubs or what do they mean?
I went for work about a year ago. Everyone. And I mean everyone, was awful. But they only have themselves to blame. The sheer amount of bars and restaurants with ridiculous happy hours and signs like “ 2 euros per shot 7-12” in English. People would be patrolling the hotel and BnB sector handing out leaflets for clubs or bars all day. My hotel had hundreds of leaflets for just booze.
I pity the people who don’t profit off the tourists, the few that don’t. But you can’t sell sin and be surprised when it brought in droves. They made Brits behaving badly a business, terrible behaviour will follow. It’s shit, the area is scummy and full of drunks all the time. But ya know, who’s the one selling alcohol cheaper than fucking water.
The shit eaters that go there can’t moderate themselves, and they take advantage of that.
It’s almost as if when you base your economy around excessive alcohol consumption, you have to deal with more drunk people.
Why are all the tourists drunk? Maybe it’s the 3 for 1€ Jager bombs
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Luckily they’re banning booze in the evening and night. So with all the tourists at work all day they can’t possibly get drunk.
Let me guess… u couldn’t stop the dogging, could you?
Jokes aside they’ve made a fortune on tourism, specifically drunk tourists for decades and now they’re suddenly saying they’re not happy.
Also Magaluf businesses: “come on in, 5 pints of Jägermeister for 2 euros!! Drink them all within 2 minutes and we’ll give you 10 more pints for free!! WOOOO COME ON IN GUYS!”
I get the urinating, but what’s paradise without a lil sex in the street?
1 week of british summer tourism and we already 2 shotouts in Barcelona and 1 bomb in a train COINCIDENSE ??
This is just an attempt by our brave Tommies to strike an initial blow against the German island fortress of Mallorca. We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the strip clubs, and on the party boats!
Would The Queen be amused ?
https://youtu.be/9Jb-ReeuyCg?si=M29WAaiwYsRjSWyr
Well most tourist places never were are now so pissed off that money can no longer compensate.
It’s almost like if you build cheap hotels, and fill an area with garish bars offering cheap watered down booze you attract the absolute worst kind of tourist and encourage them to treat the area like shit 🤷🏻♂️
Ngl went to magaluf in 2018 and the german tourists were way worse than the brits
https://preview.redd.it/clo5n8emx60d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cadccc76b304bc0392bfe2cd60d55b12319cce7
All in a day’s work lads.
I love how every summer British tourists get destroyed online or in the news but the Irish tourists going to these places are exactly the same. *Insert the Irish are British joke here*
You have two choices PIGS:
1. Allow us Barry’s to make our yearly migration to your islands and coastal towns.
2. Face total economic collapse.
Your choice pedro.
Mallorca just figured out that there is also money in having civilized people come to your island.
Now I’m just a common beer loving Barry but they do know the easiest way to solve all of their problems isn’t to restrict drinking hours or ban party boats… it’s just double the cost of a hotel room and price out Jayden, Kaiden, Braiden and the lads.
Like a cheap whore spreading its legs and then complaning about the clientele.
Brits there do all that indeed, but I don’t know who do those business guys think they are fooling with the “paradise” thing.
I never got to go to Shagaluf. I’ve never lived
Went to Magaluf for a stag a few years ago. Place does stink like piss and the hookers at 4am will try to rob you.
Tourist towns luring in visitors with wild parties and cheap booze when the tourists drink and party: 😳
Is there an picturesque village under those ugly hotels and clubs or what do they mean?
I went for work about a year ago. Everyone. And I mean everyone, was awful. But they only have themselves to blame. The sheer amount of bars and restaurants with ridiculous happy hours and signs like “ 2 euros per shot 7-12” in English. People would be patrolling the hotel and BnB sector handing out leaflets for clubs or bars all day. My hotel had hundreds of leaflets for just booze.
I pity the people who don’t profit off the tourists, the few that don’t. But you can’t sell sin and be surprised when it brought in droves. They made Brits behaving badly a business, terrible behaviour will follow. It’s shit, the area is scummy and full of drunks all the time. But ya know, who’s the one selling alcohol cheaper than fucking water.
The shit eaters that go there can’t moderate themselves, and they take advantage of that.
It’s almost as if when you base your economy around excessive alcohol consumption, you have to deal with more drunk people.
Why are all the tourists drunk? Maybe it’s the 3 for 1€ Jager bombs