Putin will bis 2030 eine halbe Million internationale Studierende an russischen Universitäten haben

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1. Okay, tho no gays, and definitely no cannabis. Also, no females, because spouse abuse is legalized. Also, you’re likely to get conscripted to a meatwave attack in Ukraine. And Russia is well known in being on the cutting edge of exactly. . . zero academic fields. Except maybe Russian Literature. If that’s what you’re into.

   That should totally attract more students to come study in Russia!

2. I’m guessing he wants those students to be male and of a draftable age.

3. Hostages.

4. Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, it’s not the onion.

5. Those numbers won’t be hard to achieve since becoming China’s vassal. Russia about to become China’s community college campus parents threaten to send their kids to if they fuck up.

6. The bastion of scientific thought that is modern Russia lol.

7. International? From where exactly. Doesn’t seem like a mecca of learning.

8. Putin also wanted a 3 day special operation.

9. # Putin Wants to Have Half a Million Political Prisoners/Hostages in Russian Custody by 2030

   FTFY

10. To replace the half million men he lost in Ukraine already.

11. Australia has them. He can take them all

12. Lol .. who would be stupid enough to go to a country led by a murderous war criminal?

13. They have ruined Canada, go right ahead and learn the hard way.

14. Dear Vladimir,

    Please include an English language application for your Russian Universities in your upcoming tRump mailings to republican voters. They should flock to your country, benefiting us both.

    Sincerely,
    A sane American.

15. Enjoy the war!

16. If you’re an international student studying there, I’m sorry that you had no other choice.

17. This poses a real dilemma for the American far right who love Putin but hate college.

18. 807,260 international students in Canada. Trudeau has him beat…

19. Potential hostages.

20. ah yes more opportunities to spread propaganda

21. North Koreans?

22. Alright, I’m deep in this industry. Here are some facts:

    1) Int’l students care about jobs and job placement. That won’t happen in Russia.

    2) The majority of int’l students are from India, China, Korea, and then the list thins. Aside from below average Chinese students, no one will be dumb enough to attend.

    3) The US has over 1M int’l students. That’s only 6% of the student body in the US. With the investment in place and coming, US will likely ramp to 10-15% barring Trumpian policies.

    4) Aside from a few universities, Russia has nothing to offer.

    5) Russia absolutely should be a destination but it won’t happen any time soon as Putins stain will last for a generation.

23. We have lots of internationals students here we can share with you. 500k? Best we can do is 800k.
    We have a bit of housing crisis right now, so no problem.

    Regards,

    Canada.

24. So many hostages

25. Trying to undo the brain drain he caused.

26. Are we counting Belarusians as international?

27. Followed by mandatory student draft

28. To kidnap for ran$om

29. What moron would study abroad in Russia.

30. No study abroad experience is complete without pretending to be asleep while your roommate is dragged away to commit suicide in a jail cell for saying the wrong thing online.

31. Can you take some from Canada? We are all set.

32. He needs more soldiers….. to kill….

33. Potential hostages?

34. He has a weird way of showing it, I tell you Waht

35. International students from China, India, and North Korea?

36. Hostages?

37. Send him 500 000 trump supporters. They love Russia