It just looks like the backpage from Lidl’s “this week’s 3 for £5” brochure.
The rest of the culture is firmly “middle aisle”.
Oui, oui monsieur le frog and le snail very good food, Bonne appetite
The french cuisine is famous because of their culinary basics, techniques and education.
When it comes to the actual food, its pigs all the way for me. They dont need pretentious shit and words like “mise en place” or “julienne” or whatever. They just know how to celebrate food, even with the simplest ingredients in a totally messy and fucked up Kitchen. I also love unhealthy stuff that is dripping with oil. Fuck your health, if you cant enjoy it.
Holy shit Jean-Coglión… Just get a grip mate
Ims sorry but Italy mogs you guys when I comes to food
Closer to the br*ts you are, shittier your food is.
The fact it shows the Virgin brandy Cognac and not the Chad brandy Armagnac is immeasurably disappointing, and my day is ruined.

J’ai faim !
You did not just have the balls to say alioli is french
A lot of these are in the wrong place (Aligot in Gascogne instead of Aubrac)… also a lot of these pictures are wrong (crepes is the worst offender, get that overdecorated american tourist crap out of here). And Corsica is cropped.
Also Lyon specialties could fill more than this entire map, yet no Lyon dish are on this map (any why is Reblochon even on Lyon ???)
It’s a good thing nobody on this subreddit can read.
1/20, try again. Please come see me after class.
I would do the same with Italy, but it would require a 52000×80000 pixel map and about two years of work.
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Imagine going to Brittany just to taste their crackers
I love Flammkuchen.
pastel de nata solos
You’ve literally got a potato pie on that list. I see bread, I see stews, I see sausages and cheese, I see quiche
It’s very British, isn’t it?
There’s no Greggs in France
Lol… poor fella
Where is “Pain au Soupeur”?
There’s barely any seafood there. Hardly worthy of being called a cuisine.
Ah Pierre… innocent and ignorant but ~~happy~~…
This isn’t as amazing as you think it is
My honest reaction:
https://i.redd.it/qsvsa6us570d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/tcvsuqm4670d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762dcee57974585fc0ef16bd08e0b0bfffe5e5b6
This you?
It just looks like the backpage from Lidl’s “this week’s 3 for £5” brochure.
The rest of the culture is firmly “middle aisle”.
Oui, oui monsieur le frog and le snail very good food, Bonne appetite
The french cuisine is famous because of their culinary basics, techniques and education.
When it comes to the actual food, its pigs all the way for me. They dont need pretentious shit and words like “mise en place” or “julienne” or whatever. They just know how to celebrate food, even with the simplest ingredients in a totally messy and fucked up Kitchen. I also love unhealthy stuff that is dripping with oil. Fuck your health, if you cant enjoy it.
Holy shit Jean-Coglión… Just get a grip mate
Ims sorry but Italy mogs you guys when I comes to food
Closer to the br*ts you are, shittier your food is.
The fact it shows the Virgin brandy Cognac and not the Chad brandy Armagnac is immeasurably disappointing, and my day is ruined.

J’ai faim !
You did not just have the balls to say alioli is french
A lot of these are in the wrong place (Aligot in Gascogne instead of Aubrac)… also a lot of these pictures are wrong (crepes is the worst offender, get that overdecorated american tourist crap out of here). And Corsica is cropped.
Also Lyon specialties could fill more than this entire map, yet no Lyon dish are on this map (any why is Reblochon even on Lyon ???)
It’s a good thing nobody on this subreddit can read.
1/20, try again. Please come see me after class.
I would do the same with Italy, but it would require a 52000×80000 pixel map and about two years of work.
And as PIGS, I’m lazy.
Italy is right there bro.
Where’s the McDonald’s logo for Paris?
https://i.redd.it/0koukg7zn70d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/ssqhcm4oo70d1.jpeg?width=2520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9268715368400fc543add7a0ddba50962938748
Don’t you have fish in France or you just don’t know how to cook it?
Come down to Iberia, we or our Portubros could teach you a few things.
Yeah, but Luigi has better food and he’s not being a twat about it, so…