Say again that France ain’t the food supreme ruler (only a portion of our greatness)

by youloosethatgame

30 comments
  1. Imagine going to Brittany just to taste their crackers

  2. You’ve literally got a potato pie on that list. I see bread, I see stews, I see sausages and cheese, I see quiche

    It’s very British, isn’t it?

  3. There’s barely any seafood there. Hardly worthy of being called a cuisine.

  4. It just looks like the backpage from Lidl’s “this week’s 3 for £5” brochure.

    The rest of the culture is firmly “middle aisle”.

  5. Oui, oui monsieur le frog and le snail very good food, Bonne appetite

  6. The french cuisine is famous because of their culinary basics, techniques and education.

    When it comes to the actual food, its pigs all the way for me. They dont need pretentious shit and words like “mise en place” or “julienne” or whatever. They just know how to celebrate food, even with the simplest ingredients in a totally messy and fucked up Kitchen. I also love unhealthy stuff that is dripping with oil. Fuck your health, if you cant enjoy it.

  7. Closer to the br*ts you are, shittier your food is.

  8. The fact it shows the Virgin brandy Cognac and not the Chad brandy Armagnac is immeasurably disappointing, and my day is ruined.

  9. A lot of these are in the wrong place (Aligot in Gascogne instead of Aubrac)… also a lot of these pictures are wrong (crepes is the worst offender, get that overdecorated american tourist crap out of here). And Corsica is cropped.
    Also Lyon specialties could fill more than this entire map, yet no Lyon dish are on this map (any why is Reblochon even on Lyon ???)

    It’s a good thing nobody on this subreddit can read.

    1/20, try again. Please come see me after class.

  10. I would do the same with Italy, but it would require a 52000×80000 pixel map and about two years of work.

    And as PIGS, I’m lazy.

  11. Don’t you have fish in France or you just don’t know how to cook it?

    Come down to Iberia, we or our Portubros could teach you a few things.

  12. Yeah, but Luigi has better food and he’s not being a twat about it, so…

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