Arizona officials say they can’t find Rudy Giuliani to serve him with indictment notice

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/14/politics/arizona-officials-giuliani-indictment-2020/index.html

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  2. Giuliani’s defense strategy: ‘Your honor, I’m just here to fix a few ballots, I mean, bugs!’

  3. Don’t worry, Rudy will butt-dial someone soon enough and reveal his location.

  5. My guess is he’s looking at apartments in Moscow right now, will probably crash on Steven Seagal’s couch until he can find a job as a contributor for one of the Russian propaganda stations.

  7. Somebody check the landscaping stores the old drunk probably got confused again

  8. Have we checked any graveyards? I hear *Ghouls* like to roam there…

  10. Just follow the trail of dye dripping down from the top of his head.

  11. He sleeps in a wooden box of the earth he was buried in during the day.. at night you can find him hanging out around wineos and blood banks. Hint, bring a cross and some holy water.

  12. I hear ghouls spend a lot of time in graveyards. Have they tried those?

  13. Try checking the back alleys; he’s probably curled up under a refrigerator box.

  15. I’m sure someone here, or somewhere, has seen him… it would be terrible if his whereabouts were ratted out; him all hiding out hoping for a pardon? by Trump *if* he becomes president again…

  17. The agents believed Giuliani was likely in his New York City apartment because he had recently video streamed from there – which they determined by matching the setting of the feed with pictures of the interior of the residence from an old real estate listing.

    is that the apartment that the two women in Georgia will be owing or own, now that he owns them millions of dollars? does that make him a squatter right now?

  18. He was last seen in Mar-A-Lago moving some boxes of papers around.

  19. Sorry, did I understand this right?

    In the USA, a front desk attendant can block a summons to be served and thus possibly stall prosecution of someone?

    What?

    Quite apart from the ridiculously outdated ceremony of delivering court papers by hand… you can just flee or block access and all is well?

    In which century are your laws living? Which side of the moon?

  20. Tommy Lee jones: We got a fugitive on our hands

  21. He’s collecting cans in a “my pillow” pillowcase in Central Park telling the pigeons that he used to be Mayor of this city.

  26. OH. Did he run off to Russia already? My money was on *after* the election.

  29. That’s easy, go into a bathroom, turn off the lights, and say “nine-eleven” three times in a row.

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