Independents are definitely Father Dick Byrne giving two fingers.
Beautiful
Seems accurate.
FF/Dougal: they initially seem very nice but dim, so you overlook their incompetence as they’re a nice fella then they get into power and you realise they’re actively dangerous.
Fine Gael: personality of a wet spoon.
SF/Tom: extremely dodgy. Definitely has guns buried in the back garden.
Labour/McLove: comes across as absolutely lovely. Then the facade drops and you realise they’re poison.
Soc Dems: has good ideas but their members are often too abrasive and unlikable for you to want to support them.
Renua/Assumpta: absolutely insane. Bible thumping fruitcakes. Want the government just small enough to sneak into your bedroom.
PBP/Rise/People’s Front of Judea/Damo: as dodgy as SF but with a Messiah complex. Although Damo is too working class to represent the Marxist left in Ireland who seem to be dominated by middle class university students.
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Swap Dougal for Ted and you got yourself a bingo
Independents are definitely Father Dick Byrne giving two fingers.
Beautiful
Seems accurate.
FF/Dougal: they initially seem very nice but dim, so you overlook their incompetence as they’re a nice fella then they get into power and you realise they’re actively dangerous.
Fine Gael: personality of a wet spoon.
SF/Tom: extremely dodgy. Definitely has guns buried in the back garden.
Labour/McLove: comes across as absolutely lovely. Then the facade drops and you realise they’re poison.
Soc Dems: has good ideas but their members are often too abrasive and unlikable for you to want to support them.
Renua/Assumpta: absolutely insane. Bible thumping fruitcakes. Want the government just small enough to sneak into your bedroom.
PBP/Rise/People’s Front of Judea/Damo: as dodgy as SF but with a Messiah complex. Although Damo is too working class to represent the Marxist left in Ireland who seem to be dominated by middle class university students.
Independent: Run away very fast.
Father Jack for the Irish Freedom Party.