Didn’t realise Parisian women liked their baguettes nice long and hard.

by swamperogre2

31 comments
  1. Only 6 bottles of wine ?
    That’ll barely get Pierette through the day …

  2. I can hear Edith Piaf singing in the distance just by looking at this picture

  3. These were the good times : bakeries and wine shops opened before 6, women at home, shopping and cooking breakfast before her husband and children awakened, alcohol not yet forbidden to kids…

  4. The length is needed because half of that will be eaten in the route between the bakery and home

  5. Wine and bread dough that Parisian Jews weren’t buying anymore

  6. “En Garde Müller….Wiz your watered down wine and ugoly women.

    Now go oway or I shall taunt you a secondé time-h”

  7. I dated a froggy who told me that the secret to baguette is you eat the butt ends because the middle has been in her armpits.

    You don’t want sweaty, hairy baguettes.

    That’s right, Grenouilles, I know your secrets.

    Pray I don’t spill any more of them!

  8. Carrying lunch for six and wearing the tablecloth. This woman is a walking talking meal on heels.

  9. Frenchies would like it if their baguettes were this big

    Unfortunately it’s AI… look at Pierrette’s left hand

  10. before or after the nazis?? we need to know if that is a nazi paris baguette or a french paris baguette.. because by the size of it, i would say Portugal baguette.. but we never ocupied Paris.. only parisienes..

  11. Probably involved with a restaurant the way she is dressed. Oh no we are out of baguette and wine !

  12. Nothing to see here, just a French woman getting breakfast. How nice of her to put away her cigarette for the picture though.

  13. Well they dont get it from their men so they’ve got to get it somewhere

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