Judging from this picture litlle Mountain Hansl (who was once Laszlo’s best buddy) is locked somewhere in a basement, I hope he wont put that trauma on his own kids (oh wait).
That one Belgian…
Argentina.
Better weather, better women, better food.
The Netherlands, I really like that funny accent they use
Poland. Wait, wrong timeline.
Probably Germany. Because as far as I’m concerned Austria is Germany. Austria is the Scotland of Germany, so feck em. Swiss are who the fuck knows .
Deutschland über alles.
Liechtenstein!🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮
Bavaria
Germany obviously,
Switzerland is to Europe what the institute is to the commonwealth in Fallout 4, looks amazing, has cool shit but you know they have ulterior motives.
Liechtenstein isn’t relevant enough for me to actually give a shit about them.
And Austria…
Well, that country seems like something out of Hot Fuzz.
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(also, apologies to Hans.)
>what’s your favorite German-speaking country
It has to be Denmark
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We will remember this when the EU will vote on the re-entry of the UK
Liechtenstein. Not because I particularly like them but because they win by default.
Kind of have a gay crush on Die Schweiz. ngl. Their flag is a big plus.
The Swiss don’t speak German. They speak Italian, French and sometimes they are gagging while coughing.
Namibia is nice I hear?
Is she keeping Austria in the basement?
You really prefer the neutral mountain people?
They would watch you get beaten to death without lifting a finger, meanwhile we Germans would at least kill you ourselves or at least try it 😤
Raw, unaduturated Dutch resembles German more than whatever the Swiss are smoking. Plenty of Dutch people also speak good German on top of that.
They also make absolutely godlike fries.
Netherlands are objectively the best German speaking country.
For me it has to be France
We have Alsace, they speak a german dialect IIRC, and fuck you
Poland
Mother once more has forgotten us and our little monarchist birthmark
Technically not a country, but there is a bastion of the German language in northern Italy.
This is the only place in all of Italy that is not occupied by Romans.
Thanks to Alleman virtues and magic potions brewed according to the purity law, they still successfully resisted Roman invasion attempts.
viva l’Alto Adige
Just say grüezi and you are 100% Swiss now
i wish i could say it was germany
Hab dich lieb, Hans <3
Swiss German is a horrible language and they have no sense of humor. Hans for the win.
The portuguese colony of Luxembourg of course
Germany.
I feel under represented
The swamp dwellers… ^_^
Dutch: “Viii praaat holländer *noises* *waving VOC flag* ”
Me: *headpat* “Så gulliga… ^_^ “
Are you kidding ? The Swiss are the worst Germans :
https://preview.redd.it/2glhrkfffn0d1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4d760597f54cfa2fdb6737cd9a441d38559a85
But personally Austria is my favorite one ☝️
Belg- Luxembourg, easily Luxembourg
Unpopular opinion, I like Austria
Not Austria for sure
Judging from this picture litlle Mountain Hansl (who was once Laszlo’s best buddy) is locked somewhere in a basement, I hope he wont put that trauma on his own kids (oh wait).
That one Belgian…
Argentina.
Better weather, better women, better food.
The Netherlands, I really like that funny accent they use
Poland. Wait, wrong timeline.
Probably Germany. Because as far as I’m concerned Austria is Germany. Austria is the Scotland of Germany, so feck em. Swiss are who the fuck knows .
Deutschland über alles.
Liechtenstein!🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮
Bavaria
Germany obviously,
Switzerland is to Europe what the institute is to the commonwealth in Fallout 4, looks amazing, has cool shit but you know they have ulterior motives.
Liechtenstein isn’t relevant enough for me to actually give a shit about them.
And Austria…
Well, that country seems like something out of Hot Fuzz.
*Autonome Provinz Bozen*