Avril Lavigne Says She’s ‘F—ing Awesome’ in a Relationship: ‘I Would Date Me’

22 comments

1. The lie detector test determined THAT was a lie – Maury Povich.

2. Now there’s a red flag

3. I can’t believe it’s been ten years since she did that horrendous Hello Kitty song

4. Damn.. Save some mascara or eyeliner or whatever that is for the rest of us

5. Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me so hard

6. I would also date her.

7. Why does she look like a different person?

8. So when she says she’s f-cking awesome, I’m assuming the f-cking part is a verb

9. Whatever, Melissa.

10. Hell yeah, she’s a motherfucking princess

    (No way no way)

11. She would be fun to go to the mall with, for sure.

12. But would she date ME, is the question.

    No, no she would not.

13. No wonder why Deryck divorced her in the first place lmfao.

14. Is she still looking for a skater boy? And would she settle for a skater middle aged man-child?

15. Damn I’d date her to then!!!!

16. Strong Buffalo Bill vibes.

17. Yep. No red flags here.

18. “I’m the best rapper in da game!”

    -Awesome

19. I would also date Avril. She’s always been THE girl.

20. I would date me too.

21. She s now 40!

    Holy shit time flys!

22. that’s exactly what a clone would say