I thought every German did this

by SamAlmighty

28 comments
  1. First the shit-eating politician in Spain, now this….

    How can they believe that shit will stay secret if they run for office?

  2. The dark corners of the internet have made some people lose their sense of what you can publish lol. Kinks have always been a thing and I really couldn’t care less, but if you’re running for office there are still some limits left.

  3. What an idiot. If he wanted to play around with brown stuff AND have a political career in Germany, he should have run for the AfD.

  4. I can already see this being on Russian telegrams with the caption “once again we see the great western values at play”.

  5. > Other now-deleted videos of the disturbed politician show him with feces under his nose, roleplaying as the former chancellor of the German Reich, Adolf Hitler. “I have a Hitler beard made of shit,”

    It gets ~~better~~ worse

  6. These are the same people that have Martin Luther as their national hero, may the Pope pardon these poor souls.

  7. I mean he was a “diverse” candidate. Can’t get much more diverse than smearing shit on your face tbh.

  8. “Social justice platform” Lol what??? FDP isn’t pro-social justice, they’re centrist libertarian lobby whores.

  9. I’d take an honest shit eater or toilet licker over any of my corrupt politicians if I’m being honest. Just keep em away from children…

  10. Well this is ….. Fuckin weird. Most politicians are full of shit.

  11. All “progressive” candidates are like that. Everywhere.

  12. To be fair, to be a politician you have to have some kind of a fetish for shit and shitty people

  13. Every country has their scat politician. In Spain, we had a younger one who loved to eat his and other’s shit.

  14. Smearing shit on his own face in an attempt to be edgy. Pathetic.

    *Let me put my maniac goggles on …*

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