Are you bored with postbox toppers? We are proud to present these spike-toppers™ Ideal for those who find their railings too… err… well, spikey. These knitted toppers will mask the harshness of even the most pointy of railings. Marvel at how they improve these drab railings in Brough, Cumbria.

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1. Hermione’s back at the House Elf Liberation game

2. Willy Warmers.

3. Wool johnnies

4. Marking out the dogging area

5. r/mildlypenis

6. Hope that’s not a church fence 🍆😂

7. Make them hat sized and the homeless can use them too!

8. Remember ehen the woolly willy warmer was talked about, quite regularly, as a thing?

9. [https://lenscratch.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Woman-Hand-Knitting-a-Condom_For-Lensscratch.jpg](https://lenscratch.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Woman-Hand-Knitting-a-Condom_For-Lensscratch.jpg)

   See, I told you Shimmel Zohar was real.

   [https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2020/09/uncanny-tale-shimmel-zohar/616060/](https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2020/09/uncanny-tale-shimmel-zohar/616060/)

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10. … and cue the condom jokes ….

11. The yarnbombers have given all the trees in our village centre colourful scarves with crocheted fishing nets with woollen sea life in. It brings a bit of colourful springtime fun and I love it.

12. Not a good idea. The spikes are there for a reason and this might cause children and really stupid people to end up impaling themselves while climbing over.