Only of I’m confident Mads is out of the country first

Where’s the button for France?
this question gets philosophical. the clicking of the button would happen so quickly subsequent to the creation of the button that the two events could be said to be indistinguishable. who clicked the button would be impossible to determine as the button went from not existing to existing in a clicked state instantaneously.
One of the worst recurring nightmares I used to have was me being DANISH just standing in this vast emptiness… where no matter what direction I look it’s just flatness just miles and miles of flat terrain…. I’m literally getting goosebumps thinking about it.
can we keep billund?
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I watched the boats go out to Denmark just a few hours ago. I do not hate them, even if they are hard to understand.
France: It should have been me, not him!!
You owe me a new computer screen.
Until we travel to Denmark, Copenhagen is both dead and alive.
I hate that’s it’s partly alive but I don’t really wanna go there to end the superposition
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Not finishing off Copenhagen was our greatest mistake.
https://preview.redd.it/qnwizer5ot0d1.png?width=1730&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fbf6464da40dcf527fc0c40bf153bdb3b283f3a
Ill drink to that.
I love my mum, but i hate Copenhagen.
So hakuna matata on that.

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Rent free. Thanks to all the fatties for buying our Ozempic and Wegovy
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r/MapsWithoutDenmark
If that’s what it takes to reclaim the entirety of Hans Island, so be it
I’ve never wanted anything more in my life
no, I love LEGO too much.
Not me.
Actually like em.
click
I love Denmark 🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭
Why would anyone hate Denmark? Very nice people
>!it’s still our territory though. Sorry guys, we need ze Lebensraum… !<
🎶 DOCTOR JONES, JONES, CALLING DOCTOR JONES 🎶
I think we should give the Danes the honor to put themselves out of their misery.
The most important moment in Danish musical history.
https://youtu.be/qlti8Q-gU-Q?si=vzFhN6lH3aVKf4xv

I won’t hesitate a second!
Did it work?
This is such a scandinavian thing to post
Tall blond guys with a speech impediment and a milk addiction?
Yeah, fuck them, they remind me too much of our neighbours
https://preview.redd.it/oi3ipsgq3u0d1.jpeg?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1c9a32e605421f4c3bde73493d7c0f26daffd6
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Pinnacle of dansk kultur
Only of I’m confident Mads is out of the country first

Where’s the button for France?
this question gets philosophical. the clicking of the button would happen so quickly subsequent to the creation of the button that the two events could be said to be indistinguishable. who clicked the button would be impossible to determine as the button went from not existing to existing in a clicked state instantaneously.
One of the worst recurring nightmares I used to have was me being DANISH just standing in this vast emptiness… where no matter what direction I look it’s just flatness just miles and miles of flat terrain…. I’m literally getting goosebumps thinking about it.
can we keep billund?
*Processing img qixl5e4acu0d1…*
I watched the boats go out to Denmark just a few hours ago. I do not hate them, even if they are hard to understand.
France: It should have been me, not him!!
You owe me a new computer screen.
Until we travel to Denmark, Copenhagen is both dead and alive.
I hate that’s it’s partly alive but I don’t really wanna go there to end the superposition
Why didn’t it work?