Greg Abbott Calls on Joe Biden for Help Amid Texas Storms

https://www.newsweek.com/greg-abbott-asks-joe-biden-disaster-declaration-texas-extreme-weather-thunderstorms-1901240

37 comments

  1. Well, Biden should help where appropriate.

    And Greg Abbott should go fuck himself regardless.

  2. And he’ll get it too, because Biden doesn’t want Texans to suffer more than they have to. If the roles were reversed however, Abbott would be trying to make sure as many Texans die as possible. 

  3. Nothing says the B word like begging for help after illegally sending national guards to sabotage the person you are begging for said help.

  6. From wanting to secede to wahhhh we need some help.

  7. Abbott should just give the storm a plane ticket to Nantucket or something.

  8. “Fuck your Title 9 rules and money.”

    Storms happen

    “Please I like your money.”

    What a flip flopper. We either need federal money or we don’t, which is it?

  10. Biden should provide help but point out all the ways Abbott and his ilk are assholes before then. Didn’t Texas vote against aid for Sandy victims?

  11. Take a page out of the Florida cookbook and erase the word ‘storms’ and voila, no more storms.

  12. “Please help us! Also, I hate you!”

    -Abbott

  14. Should air a public statement.

    “While there is no question that fellow americans in Texas will receive whatever assistance they require, Greg Abbott himself is full of shit. Thank you and god bless”

  16. And they’ll get it. Because they’re US residents and need the aid. And also because Biden isn’t a narcissistic asshole who uses the power of his position for personal revenge.

  17. biden should fly down there and do a big public press conference where he tells the public he came at abbots request for help. to help the people of texas when their own leaders have failed them.

  19. Biden will help because he’s a real leader who cares about his countrymen even when they don’t support them. You can’t say the same for Abbot. He’s only acting obsequious with Biden because he *needs something.* If the roles were switched, Abbot would laugh at the people suffering. Never forget what the GOP really is.

  21. Texan here. I hope Biden makes wheels come to the White House for a photo op of him accessing a giant check.

  23. We refuse to spend money to prevent climate disasters, but when climate disaster damage us, we would like you to pay for it, basically.

  25. Biden should do like Trump (their hero) did in Puerto Rico…throw some paper towels at Texas I hear they pick up more water than their weight…

  30. If he’s smart and has the time, he’d fly to Texas and take tons of pictures shaking hands and smiling with Abbott. Say he’s a great friend and he’s only happy to help. 

  31. Wasn’t this the guy who literally was shipping immigrants in busses and giving Biden the middle finger?

  32. Abbott: Help! I’ve royally fucked my state’s infrastructure and need some of that sweet socialist money.

    Biden: New phone… who dis?

  33. The storms are God’s wrath for picking on trans youth, banning books, threatening women’s healthcare and harassing migrants.

  35. Beg democrats for help

    Receive federal assistance because democratic leadership actually works for the people.

    Fight tooth and nail to prevent others from receiving the same federal assistance while screeching about evil dems and socialism.

    Rinse, repeat

  36. “resign and I’ll help Texas, I’m not gonna pay for you to keep fucking it up”

  37. Would it be too “dark Brandon” for him to tell Abbott to pull themselves up by their bootstraps?

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