Put William, rabbits and chicken in the hutch with all the food and some water
Crack open beer. You’re golden.
We all know William is getting chicken pellets today, the chickens are getting broccoli and peas for dinner, the dog is getting three balanced meals and the rabbits are going hungry 😅
I thought I would disagree with this advice based on the title but actually it is a great note. When my baby was born I gave my husband a list of things to do before he woke me up from a nap.
Ooh Ooh, I know this one! First you put the rabbits and William in the boat together and row to the other side…
I first read the sign-off as ‘love you bts’. Didn’t put her down as a fan.
*stare*
Get a cat.
We looked after our neighbour’s menagerie of pets last summer – they came with a four-page manual with individualised notations! And yet we still had to save a tortoise from drowning, which was not part of the brief
A balanced format could include 40% chicken and 60% rabbit one day and 60% chicken and 40% rabbit the next. Just think of the time you’ll save!
(No need to start on the dog just yet.)
The cock behind the rabbit.
She’s leaving a meaning there …
My partner is just as competent as me 🤷🏼♀️
This has the same energy as the ‘boomer humour’ pub sign from earlier.
Your missus is a keeper. Protect her for the sake of all of us.
Remember, every meal is balanced if you add some cucumber.
Didn’t help you with spelling though did she bud
This is really embarrassing for you
I notice you’ve not been given any information on how to survive yourself…
Treats under the sink do NOT include smol dishwasher tablets!
There are 10 times more instructions for feeding rabbits and chickens than a child, lol?!
I just think ‘mental load’ when I see this.
(Of course I don’t have the full context, just what jumps out at me)
Invite the boys over for a spectacular chicken roast before indulging in a bit of rabbit hunting. Idk I only read the capital words lol.
No idea what sort of animal a William is, probably safe to disregard.
I’d be so embarrassed to receive that.
There’s something about the Mrs going away that unearths the bachelor spirit in me for some reason. I’m a wholly capable cook, and I do the majority of the cooking in our household. I’m more than capable of making delicious, healthy meals and tidying up afterwards.
Yet for some reason as soon as my wife leaves the house for any extended period of time, I’m reduced to eating cold baked beans directly from the tin over the sink.
Anyway, hope the weekend goes well. Make sure you don’t eat any of the chickens, even if you do get desperate.
Complete opposite for me this weekend. Mr Mad is away visiting family and friends. My dad, BIL and nephews are also away at a football tournament. My mum, sister and I have been texting each other on how quiet and clean our houses are, and what lovely things we’re having for dinner. For my part I’m very much enjoying the dishes going straight into the dishwasher instead of being left on the worktop above the dishwasher.
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Put William, rabbits and chicken in the hutch with all the food and some water
Crack open beer. You’re golden.
We all know William is getting chicken pellets today, the chickens are getting broccoli and peas for dinner, the dog is getting three balanced meals and the rabbits are going hungry 😅
I thought I would disagree with this advice based on the title but actually it is a great note. When my baby was born I gave my husband a list of things to do before he woke me up from a nap.
Ooh Ooh, I know this one! First you put the rabbits and William in the boat together and row to the other side…
I first read the sign-off as ‘love you bts’. Didn’t put her down as a fan.
*stare*
Get a cat.
We looked after our neighbour’s menagerie of pets last summer – they came with a four-page manual with individualised notations! And yet we still had to save a tortoise from drowning, which was not part of the brief
A balanced format could include 40% chicken and 60% rabbit one day and 60% chicken and 40% rabbit the next. Just think of the time you’ll save!
(No need to start on the dog just yet.)
The cock behind the rabbit.
She’s leaving a meaning there …
My partner is just as competent as me 🤷🏼♀️
This has the same energy as the ‘boomer humour’ pub sign from earlier.
Your missus is a keeper. Protect her for the sake of all of us.
Remember, every meal is balanced if you add some cucumber.
Didn’t help you with spelling though did she bud
This is really embarrassing for you
I notice you’ve not been given any information on how to survive yourself…
Treats under the sink do NOT include smol dishwasher tablets!
There are 10 times more instructions for feeding rabbits and chickens than a child, lol?!
I just think ‘mental load’ when I see this.
(Of course I don’t have the full context, just what jumps out at me)
Invite the boys over for a spectacular chicken roast before indulging in a bit of rabbit hunting. Idk I only read the capital words lol.
No idea what sort of animal a William is, probably safe to disregard.
I’d be so embarrassed to receive that.
There’s something about the Mrs going away that unearths the bachelor spirit in me for some reason. I’m a wholly capable cook, and I do the majority of the cooking in our household. I’m more than capable of making delicious, healthy meals and tidying up afterwards.
Yet for some reason as soon as my wife leaves the house for any extended period of time, I’m reduced to eating cold baked beans directly from the tin over the sink.
Anyway, hope the weekend goes well. Make sure you don’t eat any of the chickens, even if you do get desperate.
Complete opposite for me this weekend. Mr Mad is away visiting family and friends. My dad, BIL and nephews are also away at a football tournament. My mum, sister and I have been texting each other on how quiet and clean our houses are, and what lovely things we’re having for dinner. For my part I’m very much enjoying the dishes going straight into the dishwasher instead of being left on the worktop above the dishwasher.