I was about to say yes, but then i saw it was cross posted from Cork… so no, i wouldnt touch it.. I kid!
Looks great! I’d pick at it only though cause otherwise i’d eat the lot…
Looks nice but absolutely not
I would eat the bits I like which is most of it to be fair
Deconstructed pizza?
I would swerve the green crayons
With a bottle of wine 100%
Ya couldn’t stop me. The fruit is a bit notions though.
With a bit of vino that would go down a treat. The 10-12 other people can fuck off though, it’s all for me.
Bang of cork off it
Totally should have made a face in the style of Peter Gabriels Sledgehammer video.
No, looks rotten.
I like your salami origami. I’d happily eat everything there except the peppers, prefer them cooked.
Those vaginal flowery meats are not appetising
All great, looks super enticing….but green cheese?
Far from a cheeseboard you were raised wha!
no i wouldn’t no offence
The cheese spammer is back.
Why is this person allowed to advertise their business on this sub when nobody else is?
And if you claim you’re not advertising a business, then what are you looking for? A medal? For putting sliced meat and cheese on a chopping board? Well done, aren’t you great.
No
Made is a strong word
Not only would I eat it, I would make a real show of myself doing so.
The only reason I wouldn’t eat it is because I wouldn’t want to damage it.
No. I’d have eaten them all out of the packet but when someone tries to go full artistic and touch all the food to stylise it then it’s a fuck no from me.
It’s absolutely beautiful to look at but I don’t eat boards like that, if I did though I think I’d nibble it all up!
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I was about to say yes, but then i saw it was cross posted from Cork… so no, i wouldnt touch it.. I kid!
Looks great! I’d pick at it only though cause otherwise i’d eat the lot…
Looks nice but absolutely not
I would eat the bits I like which is most of it to be fair
Deconstructed pizza?
I would swerve the green crayons
With a bottle of wine 100%
Ya couldn’t stop me. The fruit is a bit notions though.
With a bit of vino that would go down a treat. The 10-12 other people can fuck off though, it’s all for me.
Bang of cork off it
Totally should have made a face in the style of Peter Gabriels Sledgehammer video.
No, looks rotten.
I like your salami origami. I’d happily eat everything there except the peppers, prefer them cooked.
Those vaginal flowery meats are not appetising
All great, looks super enticing….but green cheese?
Far from a cheeseboard you were raised wha!
no i wouldn’t no offence
The cheese spammer is back.
Why is this person allowed to advertise their business on this sub when nobody else is?
And if you claim you’re not advertising a business, then what are you looking for? A medal? For putting sliced meat and cheese on a chopping board? Well done, aren’t you great.
No
Made is a strong word
Not only would I eat it, I would make a real show of myself doing so.
The only reason I wouldn’t eat it is because I wouldn’t want to damage it.
No. I’d have eaten them all out of the packet but when someone tries to go full artistic and touch all the food to stylise it then it’s a fuck no from me.
It’s absolutely beautiful to look at but I don’t eat boards like that, if I did though I think I’d nibble it all up!
Nah you’re grand
The peppers can piss off, but the rest is doomed