hmm… let’s try!! (Please God, if you really exist, make it happen to a Sp*niard or a stingy swamp German, thank you in advance. Amen! 🙏😌)

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1. ffs leave Barry alone . Fat shaming does work. I think we deserve a new tag.

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2. Yeah, but apparently it wears off – i have been Barry a few times. Its fun.

3. Imagine you accidentally turn Putin into Barry, 63

4. But Joao, Barry’s wife doesn’t have a beard. It could happen to you too.

5. Do you really want a country of 48 million Barries next to you? Man, the Algarve will not be enough.

6. There are many Spaniards like that, only that they don’t look like lobsters.

7. Peak Male form. Im waiting for my turn 🙏

8. A generous and good Christian Joao. He could have asked to make it happen to the Portuguese women so their awakening would be a little less disgusting

9. I’ve been drinking way to much lately, luckily I now know it’s cause of you guys.

10. Barry, 63, is a nice fella though. He’s always there to give you life advise in the pub. Granted, he’s always in the pub.

11. I’m in my late twenties and honest to god I’m turning into Barry. It can’t be stopped, the indomitable spectre of time creeps up on me, my once pale skin reddens and my hair is expelled from its bed upon my scalp which now lies fallow, having been ploughed by the icy fingers of Brittania herself. My unquenchable thirst for pints leaves me inexorably expanding, my grotesque form growing each and every evening as I emulate Sisyphus, desperately try to satisfy my dry throat with the poisonous nectar.

12. Stop reposting! Please… None deserves that fate.