
Pierre and Luigi crying angry in the corner while the world prefers german and dutch cheeses π€£ π©πͺπ₯π³π±
by Bonaventura69420

Pierre and Luigi crying angry in the corner while the world prefers german and dutch cheeses π€£ π©πͺπ₯π³π±
by Bonaventura69420
26 comments
We have quality tho
https://i.redd.it/98w9htkv571d1.gif
Also where is Switzerland?
Iβm in Amsterdam as well speak and have to say, the low lands are a pretty cool place to live in
Itβs about quality not quantity
Now stop beating a dead horse, cheese is cheese man and all cheese is good
Also: Funniest German and Dutch banter + least dead format..
WTF. Haven’t heard about any German cheese in my whole life.
And I’m a crazy french who even like the british Lincolnshire
Sweden should be #1 merely for the amount of dick cheese they produce
Cheese export isn’t a good metric since a lot of cheese (most notably soft cheese or cheese that need a lot of maturation, you know, the most tasty one) are banned/heavily taxed in some country. Netherland has some good cheese tho.;
[Italians, French and Swiss](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/772/vultouri.jpg) when peasants talk about who as the better cheeses.
We should be #1
The Germans just export *our* cheeses
Irelands on that list thanks to Cheese Strings, so this might not be the best thing to be bragging about.
Denmark export [more cheese to France](https://mejeri.dk/nyheder/danmark-leverer-ost-til-det-meste-af-verden/) (9,6 mio kg) than Denmark import from France (8,2 mio kg).
I imagine a common occurrence in France is Pierre going for his daily cheese run to the baguette and cheese store, shopping for the danish delicacies we send to you.
It’s inflated by the big factories filling aldis and lidls with cheap grated cheese and plastic like cheese blocs. Threy are good at industries.
Ah, yes, the world famous German, Danish, American, Kiwi, Irish, Belgian and Belarusian cheese.
Let’s face facts: When it comes to making good cheese the UK, Switzerland and probably Greece should be on the list with us, Pierre and Luigi.
Mc Donalds is the most common restaurant in the world.
Quantity is not quality
Is this just Aldi and Lidl stocking only German cheeses though?
What kind of Amer*can cheese qualifies as such?
Belgische kazen. Blijven verbazen.
Quality>quantity, and we keep the best four ourselves
Also, what happens when you remove the part exported to Eaglelanders? Caving to the US’s stupid demands for money is nothing to brag about
Gouda best cheese in the EU.
The important thing isnβt being first, but being above france
German smoked cheese is one of the only two types of cheese that I eat. Cheddar is the other. so fair play Hans π
So we won, who cares, being there is everything, say cheese, It was an honor to compete against you.
Next competition please !
Germanics on top!!
Waitβ¦
Has anyone tried cheese from Belarus?
Well we eat all our many cheeses (over 700 types) because they’re so delicious. No exported stinking bishop for you filthy forinners.
Cheers to Germanic superiority