Xavi wants to have a one-on-one meeting with Joan Laporta alone. @JijantesFC

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1. He’s gonna body him or what

2. Xavi wants to have a one-to-one (1-1) meeting with Joan Laporta alone with no one else in the room but him and Laporta.

3. https://preview.redd.it/nkx05cmqoe1d1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee7c10ac1b312cc974491c13cf5613c3ddaf7673

   Xavi to Laporta a minute into the meeting

4. Gawk gawk gawk

5. Xavi knows the way to laporta heart is 5 large pizzas. He’s actually figured out the formula

6. This whole situation is crazy. The only option now is for Laporta to fire him.

7. Xavi should stay, he can be our SAF. If it wasn’t for the individual error caused by Araujo, UCL final would’ve been an el clasico! Just get him a top pivot and Nico Williams, we finna cook next season.

8. Leaked transcript of Xavi-Laporta meeting:

   Laporta: We’re going to sack you

   Xavi: Okay

   Laporta: Actually, nevermind. Please stay?

   Xavi: No

   Laporta: Pwetty Pwease. I pwomise Iw get u good players

   Xavi: Fine. Can I have Nico Williams and Zubimendi?

   Laporta: Oh no. We’re broke.

   Xavi: How did the financial situation get this bad?

   Laporta: How DARE you speak about the club like this! You’re fired!

9. Ah what a remarkable turn of events. A news article that is basically impossible to verify and will generate further articles.

10. 1v1 AWP Dust II, winner stays on

11. Laporta about to grant him his wish, just to sack him 1 hour before the meeting.

12. Laporta the type of guy to say he’s gonna fight you one on one like a man then show up with all his mates

13. I hear the meeting might be televised!

14. 1v1 me m8

15. Will the meeting be on Rust or Shipment?

16. They are throwing hands 🥊

17. ..in the octagon live on ppv UFC 304

18. Don’t go away mad, just go away!

19. Hell in a cell. No Tapout.

20. Imagine not having a one-on-one meeting with anyone else.

21. 

    Xavi on his way to Laporta’s office.

22. Beating him blue and red