Hans what

by cmpxchg8b

33 comments
  1. The survey taker obviously mistook the masculinity of German women for German men

  2. I sit down too. I don’t want any piss splatter on my pants.

  3. Yeah, because who wouldn’t want to have their dick hanging in the toilet water.

  4. Yeah I sit down and take my time. Wouldn’t want to rush it, especially when at work.

  5. I saw in a German bathroom a list of “commandments” a girlfriend put for her boyfriend. One of them was “Pee sitting”.

  6. I’m gonna take this time to let you all know there is a special place in hell for those who don’t flush

  7. What do you mean high, all of those numbers are low as fuck, why the fuck would you not do the civilized thing?

  8. northern europeans = pussies confirmed

    edit: come on I want more dislikes… you can do much better, you triggered vaginas lol

  9. Only disgusting people would stand to piss in their own homes. Alle the droplets everywhere.

    Regarding pigs and france im not even shocked im rather ik desbelief that you guys even use toilets,why else would almost all of your citys smell like piss

  10. Bruh you show mercy to your Home by sittning down. And you assert dominance elsewhere

  11. Turns out the “great German sausage” is more of a cocktail wiener.

  12. If you’re worried if sitting down while peeing makes you less of a man, you can stop worrying, you were never much of a man anyways.

  13. Piss at home = sitting

    Piss everywhere else = standing

  14. Sit down when drunk or waking up in the middle of the night, standing when you’re in a hurry or outside.

  15. Okay but if I dont sit down how am I going to do the after-piss siesta??

  16. Not risking that a Dutch walks in and looks over the seperator

  17. I have a history of dropping my phone and I used to work in healthcare, toilet breaks were the only time I got to sit down.
    It is clearly the logical choice.

  18. I also mostly sit down, because I’m lazy also it takes more time to piss which is pretty good when you are at work

  19. I’m actually shocked that those numbers are so low? Unfortunately, we do not know how the question for the statistic was asked. Of course I prefer to use a urinal in public toilets, but at home? Why shouldn’t I sit down at home? I know of no logical reason why I should soil my bathroom at home…

  20. I read this while sitting on the toilet. It’s my toilet and I have to clean it so I sit to reduce the work.

  21. And I tell you more … German people would also have a specific word for that.

  22. Why should I piss aside of my own toilet at home ? I have to clean there myself.

  23. I have a theory! after the war most men were dead. I personally don’t know anyone of that age who had a father figure who would’ve been fighting age.

    if you were lucky your father figure was at the time 10-17 and “only” fought in the volkssturm. seems to me more people who had their fathers of that age also knew their fathers.

    so I believe that after the war there were more women than men, and thus raising the sons by single mothers. those single mothers will teach their sons to sit while peeing.

    and thus we arrive here.

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