It’s official, the chicken cage turtle tank is dead

by EffectiveBenefit4333

28 comments
  1. These would’ve worked well in the months ukraine was almost out of artillery shells, a bit late to introduce em now

  2. “State of the Art Russian military equipment destroyed. May 2024”

  3. Why wasn’t this in the Victory Paarade in Moscow Square, the height and might of ruZZian modern military tech

  4. Is the Kremlin not embarrassed that the Russian military has come to this? I mean – just look at it!

  5. Yep that’s how we take the Crab Pots to the creek in Australia, Bloody big Mud Crabs down here and Bloody big Crocs too…………………..

  6. These things look to be about equal to the safety level of a sinking submarine.Crew survivability is never a consideration for the Russian designers, only “how can we try make the killing device kill for as long as possible”

  7. Russians top scientists put their wise heads together to create this miracle of modern technology and now its gone…

  8. This was more of a target dummy for drones than anything else. And not even good at this job.

    Very useless vehicle otherwise since it can’t move the turret or the people inside have a harder time leaving the tank.

  9. All those chickens lost theirs houses for nothing 😔

  10. The Kremlin is probably all like omg “shocked Pikachu face” and anyone with half a brain knew this was a bad idea from the start.

    Another great outcome due to orc incompetence.

  11. There wasn’t any doubt.

    The cage does ZERO to prevent any actual modern warhead or mine from damaging it, it’s only purpose was to shrug off light grenade drops from drones.

    NLAW, Javelins, artillery strikes, probably even grads, RPG (even those strapped to a drone), anything with a HEAT warhead would have absolutely shredded it, and mines would have disabled it like any other tank when they lose their track.

    Heck, even a WW2 Panzerschreck (which is still effective through 1m of standoff armor) would have gone through the cage (and may have penetrated the inner depending on what kind of tank is under there).

  12. Lol wonder where all the turtle tank cheerleaders are now. They were talking crazy s about how “inventive and adaptive” they were. These things are just an embarrassment from the “2nd best army of the world” having to scrap whatever they can find for more meat waves

  13. You are missing the point of this monstrosity! You just “recruited” a bunch of ignorant folks from the hinterlands of Russia by promising them all kinds of goodies if they serve for 6 months in Ukraine. They arrive at the “training site” and learn that getting to 6 months alive and in one piece is an unlikely thing.

    You show them this “monstrous vehicle” and give them the feeling “all is well, you are safe”! It’s probably the only way they can get anyone to climb aboard and drive a tank into combat. The fact it’s completely ineffective and just a waste of metal is irrelevant. Besides, once you start pulling T-54 and T-55 tanks out of storage, it no longer matters what you do.

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