A new Thai massage place has opened in Chelmsford and it seems the locals have been asking for "unprofessional" massages.

by Traditional_Front660

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  2. Ah yes, the traditional ballet on an arse method of massage.

  3. Got a friend who is a Mobile masseuse. The shit that ‘comes’ their way is hilarious. I think it’s part of the job at this stage.

    As I tell them. 20 quid is 20 quid.

  4. I went to one of these for a legitimate massage (honestly) and she proceeded to offer an additional service towards the end. I didn’t as my then wife was in the waiting area outside.

  5. Duke Street?

    Edit: Yep, I didn’t see the address in the shop next door in the second picture.

  6. Standard. I have a friend who’s a masseuse in a salon and she regularly gets messages asking if she does extras

  8. The please don’t ask for anything else looks in quote marks like it should be complimented by a winking emoji.

  9. Thai Orchid on Baddow Road, about 300 yards from this place, is where you’d go for a happy ending, apparently.

  10. I always assumed that’s what they were for! You’re telling me people legitimately go into these places to get massages?

  12. Golden rule. If the massuse is wearing a uniform. It’s no go. If they are wearing leggings or denim shorts and tank top, try your luck.

    Friend from church told me

  14. What a shame. I thought this was going to be a nice post.

    But I read it and found that there was no happy ending

  15. My wife and I like to go to a particular (reputable) parlour from time to time.

    About ten meters up the road is another place that is apparently not so reputable. Our place get very frustrated by people mixing the two up.

  16. I’m sufficiently old that my idea of a decent “anything else” is a duck red curry with jasmine rice and a side of prawn crackers.

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