This is why they don’t care about their aging parents. Honestly i can’t blame them.
Hey I put my baby in the freezer cause of health something something officer!
Yeah… in every family there is always the weird one.
Maybe it’s time to hang out more with the danes.
We have the same thing in Scotland
Its called summer swimming
When I asked my scandinavian friends why they look so young, this is was the obvious answer, they were preserved in ice since young age.

Why does this look like a Beksiński picture?
We abolished similar Spartan weird shit like 2400 years ago… And you still practice such things?!
We grown under the sun, northern mind cannot comprehend this lol
We sometimes do it too, although not so much in the cities/bigger towns and not so much these days (I think?). Back then you could see them in front of stores in some villages, these days you might see one outside the living room.
These days parents drive their children in tanks to school at ten +.
The only time this has been even close to being an issue in my experience is when a lynx came dangerously close to my sleeping baby cousin but they’re super shy (lynx, not my cousins) so as soon as we opened the door it scampered off and all was well.
ÖSTERREICH >>>>>>> MONGOLS
“Honey we have to sacrifice the children of the village to the yeti to stay alive again”
yup, i’m southern and i’ve got no idea what i’m looking at
Well if they can’t survive it, they don’t deserve to live and call themselves Northeners. Thats how we have weeded out the weak babies over generations and thats why we are not weak like some fat Turkish kid who can’t even ride a bicycle or drible a handball or throw a curling stone
Yeah but the sleep so fucking good and you can clean without bothering the baby.
Lutjepotje people, unite!
It’s still done in NL. But they go inside at -5 or something.
The cold air prepares you for the cold hard reality of Dutch directness.
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Are those sacrafices to the white walkers?
Hey Sven why don’t you do that nowadays Sven?
Sven?
This is why they don’t care about their aging parents. Honestly i can’t blame them.
Hey I put my baby in the freezer cause of health something something officer!
Yeah… in every family there is always the weird one.
Maybe it’s time to hang out more with the danes.
We have the same thing in Scotland
Its called summer swimming
When I asked my scandinavian friends why they look so young, this is was the obvious answer, they were preserved in ice since young age.

Why does this look like a Beksiński picture?
We abolished similar Spartan weird shit like 2400 years ago… And you still practice such things?!
We grown under the sun, northern mind cannot comprehend this lol
We sometimes do it too, although not so much in the cities/bigger towns and not so much these days (I think?). Back then you could see them in front of stores in some villages, these days you might see one outside the living room.
These days parents drive their children in tanks to school at ten +.
The only time this has been even close to being an issue in my experience is when a lynx came dangerously close to my sleeping baby cousin but they’re super shy (lynx, not my cousins) so as soon as we opened the door it scampered off and all was well.
ÖSTERREICH >>>>>>> MONGOLS
“Honey we have to sacrifice the children of the village to the yeti to stay alive again”
yup, i’m southern and i’ve got no idea what i’m looking at
Well if they can’t survive it, they don’t deserve to live and call themselves Northeners. Thats how we have weeded out the weak babies over generations and thats why we are not weak like some fat Turkish kid who can’t even ride a bicycle or drible a handball or throw a curling stone
Yeah but the sleep so fucking good and you can clean without bothering the baby.
Lutjepotje people, unite!
It’s still done in NL. But they go inside at -5 or something.
The cold air prepares you for the cold hard reality of Dutch directness.