Map of every city in Europe. Tags:Europe 35 comments Florence, on the Arno; Lisbon, on the Tagus; and especially Seville, on the Guadalquivir, beg to differ with the river It’s the drug dealer park that did it for me. more beautiful than every city from USA In my hometown there’s no park for drug dealers. Instead, they have all the street corners around the dance clubs sometimes the river has more syllables. Pretty accurate but doesn’t exactly apply to Berlin. Or Amsterdam, where the suits, ties and windows district *is* the drug dealer park. Fits my town Which city fits the map the most? I think London’s pretty close Riga fits nicely, nah? Finally arrived at the pigeon owned train station with my backpack. Where do I find my hostel? And where is the hill & castle on the left riverbank? If I got a penny for everytime this is posted here I might not be a rich man but I definitely wouldn’t be poor either. For the big historic ones yeah, but try applying this to somewhere like Birmingham or Mannheim… This is painfully accurate for Dublin. Dystopian Block Housing: yup the flats Drug Dealer Park: Stephens Green (it even has the fountain) Suits, Ties & Windows District: Grand Canal Dock Pigeon Owned Central Station: Hueston Station Tourist Trap Cathedral: Christ Church/St Patrick’s Cathedral Hipster Home: Dublin 8 Cobblestone Alley: Temple Bar I could go on.. OH. MY. GOODNESS. This is LITERALLY Bilbao minus the dystopian buildings and WWII Avenue! Isn’t the hipster part always north east (for some reasons) and the drug dealers part next to it? Isn’t the residential posh part always west (usually south west)? You forgot “THE Monunent™” Only thing missing is the old university. [source](https://www.itchyfeetcomic.com/2018/10/omnimappus-europeus.html), with a [higher quality image](https://i.imgur.com/7eNlCy4.jpg). Obviously haven’t been to Athens… We covered up all our rivers years ago!!!!!!!! Checkmate Europeans This is so accurate for Riga Jokes on you, Tallinn hasn’t got a river. And the train station is owned by junkies, not pigeons. My city does not have most of these things Thought it was a map of Prague *Angry Upvote* Pretty accurate for Cologgne Jokes on you our loveable old bridge was bombed thirty years ago! Cologne is this to a T, basically. Did a 8 city interrail trip last summer, and were joking with some other travelers I met on the way about this exact thing. It’s missing a castle on a hill, a governmental building and an old town square! Rīga not many spanish cities follow into this pattern. ​ Feels more like center europe Köln Congratulations you have built yourself a “Cologne”. Cologne exactly don’t forget kebab shops Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Florence, on the Arno; Lisbon, on the Tagus; and especially Seville, on the Guadalquivir, beg to differ with the river
In my hometown there’s no park for drug dealers. Instead, they have all the street corners around the dance clubs
Pretty accurate but doesn’t exactly apply to Berlin. Or Amsterdam, where the suits, ties and windows district *is* the drug dealer park.
If I got a penny for everytime this is posted here I might not be a rich man but I definitely wouldn’t be poor either.
This is painfully accurate for Dublin. Dystopian Block Housing: yup the flats Drug Dealer Park: Stephens Green (it even has the fountain) Suits, Ties & Windows District: Grand Canal Dock Pigeon Owned Central Station: Hueston Station Tourist Trap Cathedral: Christ Church/St Patrick’s Cathedral Hipster Home: Dublin 8 Cobblestone Alley: Temple Bar I could go on..
Isn’t the hipster part always north east (for some reasons) and the drug dealers part next to it? Isn’t the residential posh part always west (usually south west)?
[source](https://www.itchyfeetcomic.com/2018/10/omnimappus-europeus.html), with a [higher quality image](https://i.imgur.com/7eNlCy4.jpg).
Did a 8 city interrail trip last summer, and were joking with some other travelers I met on the way about this exact thing. It’s missing a castle on a hill, a governmental building and an old town square!
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Florence, on the Arno; Lisbon, on the Tagus; and especially Seville, on the Guadalquivir, beg to differ with the river
It’s the drug dealer park that did it for me.
more beautiful than every city from USA
In my hometown there’s no park for drug dealers. Instead, they have all the street corners around the dance clubs
sometimes the river has more syllables.
Pretty accurate but doesn’t exactly apply to Berlin. Or Amsterdam, where the suits, ties and windows district *is* the drug dealer park.
Fits my town
Which city fits the map the most? I think London’s pretty close
Riga fits nicely, nah?
Finally arrived at the pigeon owned train station with my backpack. Where do I find my hostel?
And where is the hill & castle on the left riverbank?
If I got a penny for everytime this is posted here I might not be a rich man but I definitely wouldn’t be poor either.
For the big historic ones yeah, but try applying this to somewhere like Birmingham or Mannheim…
This is painfully accurate for Dublin.
Dystopian Block Housing: yup the flats
Drug Dealer Park: Stephens Green (it even has the fountain)
Suits, Ties & Windows District: Grand Canal Dock
Pigeon Owned Central Station: Hueston Station
Tourist Trap Cathedral: Christ Church/St Patrick’s Cathedral
Hipster Home: Dublin 8
Cobblestone Alley: Temple Bar
I could go on..
OH. MY. GOODNESS.
This is LITERALLY Bilbao minus the dystopian buildings and WWII Avenue!
Isn’t the hipster part always north east (for some reasons) and the drug dealers part next to it?
Isn’t the residential posh part always west (usually south west)?
You forgot “THE Monunent™”
Only thing missing is the old university.
[source](https://www.itchyfeetcomic.com/2018/10/omnimappus-europeus.html), with a [higher quality image](https://i.imgur.com/7eNlCy4.jpg).
Obviously haven’t been to Athens… We covered up all our rivers years ago!!!!!!!! Checkmate Europeans
This is so accurate for Riga
Jokes on you, Tallinn hasn’t got a river. And the train station is owned by junkies, not pigeons.
My city does not have most of these things
Thought it was a map of Prague
*Angry Upvote*
Pretty accurate for Cologgne
Jokes on you our loveable old bridge was bombed thirty years ago!
Cologne is this to a T, basically.
Did a 8 city interrail trip last summer, and were joking with some other travelers I met on the way about this exact thing.
It’s missing a castle on a hill, a governmental building and an old town square!
Rīga
not many spanish cities follow into this pattern.
​
Feels more like center europe
Köln
Congratulations you have built yourself a “Cologne”.
Cologne exactly
don’t forget kebab shops