King Henry VIII >>>>

by freshfov02

8 comments
  1. A real blokes bloke. Loved his beer, loved his venison, loved his jousting, had gout. One of us.

  2. Divorced, behead and dead. Divorced, beheaded, survived. I’m Henry the Eight, I had six sorry wives. Some might say I ruined their lives.

  3. Suffocation, no breathing. Don’t give a fuck if I cum on your earring.

  4. He invented a religion just to divorce a girl from Zaragoza.

    I truly understand him.

  5. Twice divorced, twice beheaded, one died, one survived

  6. “Not havin’ sum forrin nonce tellin’ me wot I can or can’t do wiv me own fookin’ woives”

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