I’m betting my ass they spoke Italo-american (gabagool, capish, etc) hence the reaction.
Morbidly obese americans walk in to an italian restaurant doing a mario impression and are then surprised when the staff makes fun of them
Well done Luigi!
If any american is reading, just finish your order with vaffanculo. It means thank you, they’ll appreciate it.
Dude, this is gold from start to finish
It’s the same shit posting like everywhere else (e.g r/Barcelona, where in one evening one redditor got jumped plus their friend and one saw a stabbed guy in Born🤷)…
Regular experience with Italians tbh
“Mama Mia, can a we have a some pizza, capiche? Bon jor no!” The American tourists “using their best Italian”, probably
It’s not quite common for Americans to be treated like this, they usually leave the biggest unnecessary tips
Salerno food is insanely good.
Probably barged in wearing flip flops, baseball hats, backpacks and a hoodie with a t-shirt that says “I ❤️ Venice”
But did they spit on their food? Until then, they haven’t reached Western Balkans standards…
I mean, honeymoon in SALERNO???
SALERNO???
Why? God, why?
Seems like delusional tourists. The staff probably didn’t even talk about them
Sounds like they put on a show, maybe expecting a big tip from those american tourists for giving them banter and attention? Anyway that’s hilarious
IT HAS NEVER BEEN ET TU BRUTE! IT’S TU QUOQUE FILII! it doesn’t even mean the same, et tu brute? means « and you brutus? » as in « who wants ice cream? you? you? and you brutus? » while tu quoque filii? means « you too my son? ». I hope you can see the difference…
all this because you ricans don’t understand the context around shakespeare’s work: he respected the proud barry tradition of butchering any language including their own. Now you ricans think it’s a real thing. can’t come up with this shit
>we each got a **normal sized pizza**
Why the fixation on Americans lately on this sub? The whole rest of reddit is about Americans.
Fake. Italians bend over backwards at the thought of that dolce American 20% tip. A bit humiliating really. But what do you expect, they don’t have a minimum salary
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I hope they tipped him 20%
🇫🇷 🤜🏼🤛🏼 🇮🇹
I’m betting my ass they spoke Italo-american (gabagool, capish, etc) hence the reaction.
Morbidly obese americans walk in to an italian restaurant doing a mario impression and are then surprised when the staff makes fun of them
Well done Luigi!
If any american is reading, just finish your order with vaffanculo. It means thank you, they’ll appreciate it.
Dude, this is gold from start to finish
It’s the same shit posting like everywhere else (e.g r/Barcelona, where in one evening one redditor got jumped plus their friend and one saw a stabbed guy in Born🤷)…
Regular experience with Italians tbh
“Mama Mia, can a we have a some pizza, capiche? Bon jor no!” The American tourists “using their best Italian”, probably
It’s not quite common for Americans to be treated like this, they usually leave the biggest unnecessary tips
Salerno food is insanely good.
Probably barged in wearing flip flops, baseball hats, backpacks and a hoodie with a t-shirt that says “I ❤️ Venice”
But did they spit on their food? Until then, they haven’t reached Western Balkans standards…
I mean, honeymoon in SALERNO???
SALERNO???
Why? God, why?
Seems like delusional tourists. The staff probably didn’t even talk about them
Sounds like they put on a show, maybe expecting a big tip from those american tourists for giving them banter and attention? Anyway that’s hilarious
IT HAS NEVER BEEN ET TU BRUTE! IT’S TU QUOQUE FILII! it doesn’t even mean the same, et tu brute? means « and you brutus? » as in « who wants ice cream? you? you? and you brutus? » while tu quoque filii? means « you too my son? ». I hope you can see the difference…
all this because you ricans don’t understand the context around shakespeare’s work: he respected the proud barry tradition of butchering any language including their own. Now you ricans think it’s a real thing. can’t come up with this shit
>we each got a **normal sized pizza**
Why the fixation on Americans lately on this sub? The whole rest of reddit is about Americans.
Fake. Italians bend over backwards at the thought of that dolce American 20% tip. A bit humiliating really. But what do you expect, they don’t have a minimum salary
file this under made up stories
>tu vuo fa l’americano
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