Brace yourselves Paddies, Andrew Taint threatens to move to Ireland

by CelestrialDust

23 comments
  1. The douchiness they can tolerate.

    The crimes they can forgive.

    The stupidity they can ignore.

    But they will NOT abide the fact that he’s American-British.

  2. Hope he brings there his alpha guy Lambo, and starts it unconcerned after leaving it parked at night in some Dublin street.

  3. andrew tate unironically wont be able to afford living in ireland

  4. His alpha-testicles are so massive and heavy that the entire island would sink, thus resulting in a biblically-accurate tsunami that would submerge the entirety of the Netherlands and hopefully
    Iceland( they know what they did )

    Now, American tourists would have to go to Berlin to smoke weed and get pegged by some Eastern European transwoman called Olga.

    The increase of sex and weed tourists would also increase anti-American sentiment in Germany, and one thing leads to another, and next thing we know the USA and Germany cut diplomatic relations and are on the brink of war.
    This time, the whole of Europe is united( except for the Netherlands). The nuclear war starts, and Europe ends up utterly destroyed…

    That’s how much influence Andrew Taint has. That’s the mark of a true alpha male. A woman doesn’t have this much influence in world events because they’re naturally passive and subservient to alpha males.

  5. Didn’t this clown convert to Islam? What invasion is he talking about then? Won’t he be on the side of the invaders?

  6. Does he hopes he can somehow impregnate 5 Irish women before he turns 40 to avoid becoming gay? (his own words).

  7. He’s going to get one of his bugattis carbombed, can’t wait

  8. They won’t let him in, Ireland doesn’t want any more immigrants /s

  9. There once was a man named Andrew, 

    In Romania, his crimes really grew. 

    With a Lamborghini flair, 

    He brought despair, 

    Now in jail for the women he knew.

  10. First the Potato Famine, and then this. Ireland really is destined to suffer.

  11. This might just be one of those rare times when I trust the irish to do the right thing

  12. So he’ll emigrate to Ireland to save the Irish from who again? Presumably the immigrants?

  13. I’m 0% irish, would still move there.
    I am intrested in hurling tho, so I guess that alone makes me more irish than this guy.

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