shy and awkward Swamp Germans are my only weakness <3

by Spokogon

30 comments

  5. No matter how tall they are they will send you a Tippy if you spend a night with them.

  7. 1,85 is dwarf level for nothern germanics, I’m average here in ~~best city on earth suck it Munich~~ Hamburg at 1,90.

    The dutch probably go 2,00 or GTFO

  10. It’s a shame you can’t talk to a Dutch person without feeling sick. The language just has that effect on people.

  16. God put the extra centimeters where it matters

  18. There is no need to be distressed. As long as you’re comfortable with it there is nothing wrong with dating Dutch people.

  21. They are so tall so when they get flodded their head are still above the water

  22. I am 196cm. People being short here is nothing but an advantage to me

  29. I might have 1,75cm but maaaan, where I cum from I’m known as the Tripod.

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