First of all: We don’t do annexations anymore…we only do reunify.
That being said. Those bunch of lads are even more eastern than the easterners we reunified in the 90’s. They aren’t called “eastern realm” for nothing, you know? So, because of the 90’s we have to cope with the AfD nowadays, which we rather wouldn’t and we wouldn’t need a FPÖ on top of that, either.
Don’t do it…
Why would any self-respecting Austrian want a Piefke as their neighbour?
The last time we planned to conquer them they just gave up immediately. We’re not playing with them anymore, because where is the fun in playing if one side isn’t even trying.
Just wait a little. We have a Special surprise for all of you in the near Future.
why stop at austria, sein Vaterland muss grösser sein
Just wait a little. We have a Special surprise for all of you in the near Future.
We tried that, didn’t work out well
Why do you assume that any righteous German would even want to mingle with Austrians? They are like the ultra-fascist version of your regular German right winger.
Been there, done that. Didn’t work.
Hans is afraid of the darkness and doesn’t want to end up in a basement.
How about instead of just germany and austria we unify all the western european country into one big monstrosity we could name it something like “eurasian confederation”.
Could be nice
bubatz for austria!
I wouldn’t go asking the germans too many questions, some of their “solutions” can be pretty wild.
I think it’s because lower Austria is not allowed any more living space
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They speak our language but we don’t speak theirs
First of all: We don’t do annexations anymore…we only do reunify.
That being said. Those bunch of lads are even more eastern than the easterners we reunified in the 90’s. They aren’t called “eastern realm” for nothing, you know? So, because of the 90’s we have to cope with the AfD nowadays, which we rather wouldn’t and we wouldn’t need a FPÖ on top of that, either.
Don’t do it…
Why would any self-respecting Austrian want a Piefke as their neighbour?
Bismarck says
#NO
No, this time it’s our turn
High school history class. It has the answers.
They have [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus) to scare away invaders.
The last time we planned to conquer them they just gave up immediately. We’re not playing with them anymore, because where is the fun in playing if one side isn’t even trying.
Just wait a little. We have a Special surprise for all of you in the near Future.
why stop at austria, sein Vaterland muss grösser sein
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9OUJcbgnXg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9OUJcbgnXg)
Just wait a little. We have a Special surprise for all of you in the near Future.
We tried that, didn’t work out well
Why do you assume that any righteous German would even want to mingle with Austrians? They are like the ultra-fascist version of your regular German right winger.
Been there, done that. Didn’t work.
Hans is afraid of the darkness and doesn’t want to end up in a basement.
How about instead of just germany and austria we unify all the western european country into one big monstrosity we could name it something like “eurasian confederation”.
Could be nice
bubatz for austria!
I wouldn’t go asking the germans too many questions, some of their “solutions” can be pretty wild.
I think it’s because lower Austria is not allowed any more living space