The number of tourists I see wading into our swamp is increasing rapidly. Not sure from which European country you are since I can only see the top of your heads. Long story short, I just wanted to say:

by Cubelock

21 comments

  1. Filthy weirdos coming into our morass, crapping up our roads, filling our cities with tourists…

    Don’t you know that’s *OUR* job!?

  2. Don’t worry, I will never visit your swamp country, promised (***transit excluded!***). I’ll even take an oath on it:

    # ✝️ Dear Jesus. May God strike me dead the second I make plans to take a vacation in the Netherlands. Amen. ✝️

  4. Your swamp is lovely, Geert. 10/10 would be stoned next to the Nightwatch again.

  5. Dear Swampies,

    If you don’t want to be visited so much, then how come your roads are so well maintained?

  6. Gonna come in my sleeper van fully packed with food and consume absolutely nothing, but just drive like an old lady and behave like shit in the streets and on my bike. Sounds familiar, Geert?

  7. Stop selling the funny herb and a good 90% would probably flock elsewhere

  9. Me when I see people in r/Goingtospain recommending tourists to go to Northern Spain:

  10. I’ve seen around half a dozen of German RV’s today alone

  11. We have a swamp region in East Anglia that nobody visits, the secret is to try so hard it’s off-putting (looking at you Great Yarmouth) then nobody will want to visit and your problems will be solved!

  13. I don’t mind the tourist in Amsterdam. Tourists can have that bit, I don’t go there anyway.

    One thing I’d like to say to all the Hanses coming to my area this summer.
    Whatever speedlimit the signs say, drive with +10km/h on your speedometer and NOT -5km/h.

  14. Can at least we germans come and have a dig at your beaches together? 👉👈

  15. Oh yeah? Well you swamp people come up here with your cars and caravans, and then this happens:

    “Oh, waat is dis, a road going up, and then into a tunnel, and then down again? Ik wet not hou to deal wit it. Heeelpp!”

  17. Imagine the irony of swamp germans complaining about tourists.

    IMAGINE.

  19. At my local swamp area, it’s a fuck ton of Germans. Easily spottable by those ridiculous helmets when they step on a bicycle.

  21. No, I shall be the one looking at the top of YOUR heads

    (I’m 6’4″)

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