
800 years ago at All Saints Church in Hereford, England, a skillful carpenter carved this gentleman high up in the dark roof where nobody could see him. Five years ago they built an extra floor with bright lights for a restaurant.

800 years ago at All Saints Church in Hereford, England, a skillful carpenter carved this gentleman high up in the dark roof where nobody could see him. Five years ago they built an extra floor with bright lights for a restaurant.
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Source:
[https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15789933/carpenters-x-rated-carving-found-in-church-800-rude/](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15789933/carpenters-x-rated-carving-found-in-church-800-rude/)
Poor fellow fell asleep while taking a dump after a long night out, becoming trapped as the carpenters laying the roof were too busy gossiping between themselves to notice him (“These churches are way too ornate and the Pope looks ridiculous in that hat, I wish someone would reform Catholicism!”). Scientists speculate that the cellulose in the wood and the water from the moisture may have kept him alive and conscious for years.
Ready for a rimming.
we do a little trolling
We like to do a little tomfoolery
That’s one weird belly button
Looks like some saints were fine with sodomy
The 13th-century equivalent of bathroom-stall graffiti. A simpler form of vandalism, from a much more refined time.
Now i wonder if he did that from a memory or if someone had to be in this position for a few hours.
As a Christian, that’s funny
Michael Angelo before Michael Angelo
There is a person carved into the Cologne cathedral, who fellates himself.
Propably NSFW in some more prudish countries.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/bqf3j9/on_the_walls_of_cologne_city_hall_hidden_under_a/
Edit: I am an idiot, it is on the city hall. Thank you, u/Marsh0ax
In many ways they really were exactly the same as us back then.
The fact that a worker would carve something like that in a church, does make me question exactly how strong the faith of ordinary people was back then.
Of course, the vast majority of people would’ve completely bought into the message of the Catholic Church, just as most people do with government propaganda today. But it’s refreshing to think that there may also have been some free thinkers around.
How can you build a restaurant in a church
He’s aiming towards the congregation. Preparing to besmirch them tubgirl style.
They built a restaurant in the roof of the church?
this takes disproportionate time compared to just drawing cock & balls, even for a skilled craftsman, somebody was really motivated
I see an olympic diver.
yep, back in the day, if you had tendencies you would end up as a priest
Captain here : In the common thinking from this Era, people were afraid of thé devil, daemon and such.
Carpenter often carved obscene figures or monsters like the gargoyle in France, to make the daemon laugh.
People was thinking that making the devil laugh was the best way to keep him away !
god apparrently revealed to him there will be a restaurant and that the whole england will enter schism with church, so he left future generations a piece of his mind
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Looks kind of gay
Talk about the long game
I wonder if the face of that figure is generic or if it was his supervisor or local politician 😀
There are quite literally thousands of these on English churches. They are more usually female images but they are basically a fertility totem.
[Some context](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_na_gig)
I assume this is what bollocks means? I wonder what the word is in old English
Bro, nice cock.
Oooooarrrrr
They are Here For D
That position is common in church’s. Well documented
Is that an abbott? Was that a popular porn category in the day, I wonder?
When you go to the church with your dad.
Are those easter eggs? xD
Hereford…
Maybe he was Hungarian? Here means balls in Hungarian… nice touch
Hundreds of years ago a man in my city lost his dog, so he carved in the being-built cathedral a dog which is hard to see but brings good luck if you pet it.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genoa_Cathedral](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genoa_Cathedral)
dog: [https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cagnolino_Cattedrale_S.Lorenzo.JPG](https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cagnolino_Cattedrale_S.Lorenzo.JPG)
[This](https://www.rraarchitects.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/589_ALL-SAINTS-CHURCH-WEB-01-1.jpg) is what the “extra floor” looks like