Oh, is it the 24th of May already? So the annual season for lignanno, kaorlä, tschesolo and all those other funny sounding weekend trip destinations has begun!
Joke’s on you, I don’t even know what this post is about.
Traitors!
Bro is hyped for the 382nd battle of the Isonzo
Weren’t the italians the ones who needed their allies to come help them because they were getting their asses kicked ?
This fucking stupid fucking smile had me laughing for a full fucking MINUTE while I eat, well played. hahahaha
B A S I E R T
The day our liberation from the southern problems began. A glorious day.
We lost the war, but we won our freedoms. No longer did we need to manage the burning pile of shit that balkan politics is. No more waking up pedro and luigi from slumber to do the bare minimum to survive.
Freedom to develope finally.
That we did not get bavaria, south tyrol and burgenland still hurts though.
(Thats how you cope, spaghettimunchers!)
Reminds me of a joke:
Italy and France are at war, who would win?
…
Italy changes sides, France surrenders… Both lose!
Cadorna just decimated your regiment because you only had 75% casualties when conquering the latest inconsequential hill in the dolomites.
My great-grandfather was fighting at Caporetto during the 12th battle, let’s organise a collective peeing session on Cadorna’s grave
Me and the boys going up the Piave screaming “Avanti Savoia” be like:
IL PIAVE MORMORAVA
CALMO E PLACIDO AL PASSAGGIO
DEI PRIMI FANTI IL 24 MAGGIO!
Italy was on the winning side of ww1 and still lost. Unbelievable that the special needs empire that was Austria Hungary so decisively won at Caporetto.
average enlightened western europe moment be like: constantly yapping about human rights but then occupy land of your neighbour that you stole after betraying them
Millions of Italians died to conquer a piece of the Alps good only as a tourist destination. And that they would have given us practically for free if we hadn’t gone to war. As if we were With few tourist destinations
Hear me Italian!!!!
Only us glorious Turkie can bully the Habsburgs!
Yuu are not allowed to bully someone if you unless you are at war with them since the medival times
but my Wolf brain remembers that Italy never existed until bunch of Romanticist Literature about Italia was written!!!
Also what march is this it is really sexy!!!
Trst je naš
Lol you failed miserably Luigi… Especially once daddy germany came to aid and we pushed you back almost to Venezia
Where is radetzky when you need him
For some odd reason may 24th doesn’t ring a bell here. Our biggest victory was in cordoba against Germany! 3-2!
What does this mean?
Right. Installing Battlefield 1 again.
IL PIAVE MORMORAVA CALMO E PLACIDO AL PASSAGGIO, DEI PRIMI FANTI IL 24 MAGGIO!
Ah yes, the Italian front where both sides were so bad, the Austrians looked competent. Giuseppe, next time try throwing more waves against us, it’s surely going to work the 16382th time.
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Ouch
__Il Piave mormorava__
__Calmo e placido, al passaggio__
Oh, is it the 24th of May already? So the annual season for lignanno, kaorlä, tschesolo and all those other funny sounding weekend trip destinations has begun!
Joke’s on you, I don’t even know what this post is about.
Traitors!
Bro is hyped for the 382nd battle of the Isonzo
Weren’t the italians the ones who needed their allies to come help them because they were getting their asses kicked ?
https://preview.redd.it/29ndnfbg0d2d1.png?width=672&format=png&auto=webp&s=82d472964a929428056c1a577e3dae8a0c20a92e
This fucking stupid fucking smile had me laughing for a full fucking MINUTE while I eat, well played. hahahaha
B A S I E R T
The day our liberation from the southern problems began. A glorious day.
We lost the war, but we won our freedoms. No longer did we need to manage the burning pile of shit that balkan politics is. No more waking up pedro and luigi from slumber to do the bare minimum to survive.
Freedom to develope finally.
That we did not get bavaria, south tyrol and burgenland still hurts though.
(Thats how you cope, spaghettimunchers!)
Reminds me of a joke:
Italy and France are at war, who would win?
…
Italy changes sides, France surrenders… Both lose!
Cadorna just decimated your regiment because you only had 75% casualties when conquering the latest inconsequential hill in the dolomites.
My great-grandfather was fighting at Caporetto during the 12th battle, let’s organise a collective peeing session on Cadorna’s grave
https://preview.redd.it/8we9ynkv4d2d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5acbd0c1a23b58436822d3c21c00cd470bed6279
That image is kind of familiar…
You had to earn you flair somewhere…
https://preview.redd.it/v6qum2zbad2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6aeff94bf626966aa74f1fffb7c327f7164cfa
you had to earn you flair somewhere 😉
This made me lough in *caporetto*
[E che noi del ’99](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HDw0X1usT4)
Me and the boys going up the Piave screaming “Avanti Savoia” be like:
IL PIAVE MORMORAVA
CALMO E PLACIDO AL PASSAGGIO
DEI PRIMI FANTI IL 24 MAGGIO!
Italy was on the winning side of ww1 and still lost. Unbelievable that the special needs empire that was Austria Hungary so decisively won at Caporetto.
average enlightened western europe moment be like: constantly yapping about human rights but then occupy land of your neighbour that you stole after betraying them
Millions of Italians died to conquer a piece of the Alps good only as a tourist destination. And that they would have given us practically for free if we hadn’t gone to war. As if we were With few tourist destinations
Hear me Italian!!!!
Only us glorious Turkie can bully the Habsburgs!
Yuu are not allowed to bully someone if you unless you are at war with them since the medival times
but my Wolf brain remembers that Italy never existed until bunch of Romanticist Literature about Italia was written!!!
Also what march is this it is really sexy!!!
Trst je naš
Lol you failed miserably Luigi… Especially once daddy germany came to aid and we pushed you back almost to Venezia
Where is radetzky when you need him
For some odd reason may 24th doesn’t ring a bell here. Our biggest victory was in cordoba against Germany! 3-2!
What does this mean?
Right. Installing Battlefield 1 again.
IL PIAVE MORMORAVA CALMO E PLACIDO AL PASSAGGIO, DEI PRIMI FANTI IL 24 MAGGIO!
Ah yes, the Italian front where both sides were so bad, the Austrians looked competent. Giuseppe, next time try throwing more waves against us, it’s surely going to work the 16382th time.