Because we’re the sexist people on this planet, on this god-damn and aliens know it.
Because it lies on the Edinburgh airport flight path?
Tonic wine?
Because the RAF and the UKs allies use the highlands to do flight training. Since almost everyone carries a high definition camera phone with them everywhere, the aliens have became very shy.
All the Space Cadets we have.
Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
My dad worked at a factory up a hill next to bonnybridge and he reckons they are the UFOs
Aye right, take your Falkirk Triangle, shove it in your spore drive and park it in Area 51.
We probably invented it. IYKYK
Buckfast
Yes we know. Look up interviews with local councillor Billy Buchanan. Pretty interesting stuff.
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Pish.
Magic mushrooms
Because we’re the sexist people on this planet, on this god-damn and aliens know it.
Because it lies on the Edinburgh airport flight path?
Tonic wine?
Because the RAF and the UKs allies use the highlands to do flight training. Since almost everyone carries a high definition camera phone with them everywhere, the aliens have became very shy.
All the Space Cadets we have.
Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
My dad worked at a factory up a hill next to bonnybridge and he reckons they are the UFOs
Aye right, take your Falkirk Triangle, shove it in your spore drive and park it in Area 51.
We probably invented it. IYKYK
Buckfast
Yes we know. Look up interviews with local councillor Billy Buchanan. Pretty interesting stuff.