What’s your country’s version of “going abroad to dosomething you could’ve done in your own city”?

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1. Going to Benidorm to have a Full English every morning and then getting pissed up with a load of other Brits every day

2. “I’m going to Barcelona to live my best life” -> becomes a coke addict

3. “I’m going to Germany for a semester aboard”

   Becomes an alcoholic. Fails the semester. Doesn’t even improve in german because everyone speaks globish.

4. My wife and I booked a hotel room in Saxony to visit the place and improve our German (read: save some money because the may weekend in Poland is the “high season”). We not only didn’t improve German, but we learned a shit load of Czech LOL

   BTW. I wish I didn’t know German, while listening to some old fucks living in the hotel.

5. “I go to India to become a Yogi” – Partakes in modern neo-colonization while at the same time completely disregarding European cultural richness in order to tell 50-something year old women who are realizing their whole life up to that point has been pointless that they can find the dharma if they do some wonky poses for 80 € / hour.

6. Lol, we did a 2 week study vacation in Malta to learn english, the main problem was that in La Valletta everyone spoke italian to us

7. Goes on foreign holiday – spends entire time in Irish pub.

8. Average EF and ESE student learning English in Malta

9. Lots of German men go to Thailand to fuck transvestites.
   Lots of German women go to Ivory Coast or Italy to fuck some black dude.

   Both can be had here without having a negative carbon impact on the environment by flying. Be responsible people and live out your perversions eco-friendly, with organic, locally grown migrant-dick.

10. Going absolutely anywhere in the world and spending at the very least one day of your trip in the local Irish bar , where you inadvertently meet either someone you know or a mutual friend of someone you know.

11. We’re too poor to do that kind of stuff. We just migrate