Should I be worried about what this potential lodger wants to do to me? by m-r-y Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 26 comments Ducking autocorrect at least he is honest lol I bet he’s dying inside right now, also I hope he’s got a Reddit account. Depends how u feel about gonorrhoea really Thats a typo hes not going to soon forget. Gonorrhoea? I hardly even know her! would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine tbf he sounds like a good fit for Barnstaple Am I being dense? How’s it got to that? Only words I can see that work are ‘got’ and ‘getting’… I bet he’s oozing with embarrassment. I’m guessing that’s Fast Fingers Freddie looking to move in. “Hi potential lodger, I suggest you reread the spelling in your email. *you’re” He played you like a fiddle. Now you won’t forget him and will probably give him the room – and you’ll smile at each other with gonorrhea on your minds They don’t know the difference between your and you’re. Don’t let them in. Why? they gonorrhea you within an inch of your life That’s a occupational hazard for working ‘professionals’ Are you gonorrhoea ’em a chance? Well, at least you know not to have sex with him. See if he lifts his pinky when he has a drink They what! And why would he have used that word so frequently that his phone predicted it Bloody hell. Name something that keeps you awake at night…..,.. Ask him if he’s looking for a STD lodging agreement Well are you considering fucking them? Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
He played you like a fiddle. Now you won’t forget him and will probably give him the room – and you’ll smile at each other with gonorrhea on your minds
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Ducking autocorrect
at least he is honest lol
I bet he’s dying inside right now, also I hope he’s got a Reddit account.
Depends how u feel about gonorrhoea really
Thats a typo hes not going to soon forget.
Gonorrhoea? I hardly even know her!
would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
tbf he sounds like a good fit for Barnstaple
Am I being dense? How’s it got to that? Only words I can see that work are ‘got’ and ‘getting’…
I bet he’s oozing with embarrassment.
I’m guessing that’s Fast Fingers Freddie looking to move in.
“Hi potential lodger,
I suggest you reread the spelling in your email.
*you’re”
He played you like a fiddle.
Now you won’t forget him and will probably give him the room – and you’ll smile at each other with gonorrhea on your minds
They don’t know the difference between your and you’re. Don’t let them in.
Why?
they gonorrhea you within an inch of your life
That’s a occupational hazard for working ‘professionals’
Are you gonorrhoea ’em a chance?
Well, at least you know not to have sex with him.
See if he lifts his pinky when he has a drink
They what!
And why would he have used that word so frequently that his phone predicted it
Bloody hell.
Name something that keeps you awake at night…..,..
Ask him if he’s looking for a STD lodging agreement
Well are you considering fucking them?