Almost fits to the tune of Most Beautiful Girl in the World.
When you charge £12 for a 99 you don’t have to sell that many to make a profit.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE ABOUT THE INCREASING PRICES OF 99 FLAKES, NOT A SPECIFIC SLIGHT AT MILKTREE WHOM I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.
It’s a kei car
My town has an icecream guy that rides a bicycle. It’s got a trailer type thing attached, with the icecream in. Plays terrifyingly discordant music and everything 😀
Needs banana for scale
It’s clearly a tree not a van
I hope he sells really small cones …
We have one smaller where I live….. although I don’t think you’d technically call it a van so maybe.
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Maybe, yeah
Reminds me of the little thing Sooty and Sweep used to drive around in
He’s just a little guy 🍦
Obligatory “how can they charge five quid for a 99? It’s supposed to be 99p – there’s a big clue in the name…” rant.
Proof, if it was needed, no one needs a ‘sport utility vehicle’. Least of all in cities!
Looks kinda like it was squished in photoshop 😄
(badly) stretched imagining: https://ibb.co/fNNnc09
Once saw an ice cream van based on a Mini
Can I have a 9 please?
Almost fits to the tune of Most Beautiful Girl in the World.
When you charge £12 for a 99 you don’t have to sell that many to make a profit.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE ABOUT THE INCREASING PRICES OF 99 FLAKES, NOT A SPECIFIC SLIGHT AT MILKTREE WHOM I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.
It’s a kei car
My town has an icecream guy that rides a bicycle. It’s got a trailer type thing attached, with the icecream in. Plays terrifyingly discordant music and everything 😀
Needs banana for scale
It’s clearly a tree not a van
I hope he sells really small cones …
We have one smaller where I live….. although I don’t think you’d technically call it a van so maybe.