Which Europeans age the worst? (It’s Barry, isn’t it?)

by Ok_Noise_6916

43 comments

  1. No, he’s not ill.

    I’m a thoughtful person. I looked it up beforehand so I can make mean jokes about the English (and therefor Mr. Rooney) without feeling guilty.

  2. Duno about the nation, but I remember Ricky Hatton when I saw him after 2-3 years he finishes his career
    Dude aged 20 years in 2 years and became 2 times bigger bruh

  3. Rooney has always flirted with transitioning to this since the age of 16. Surprised it’s happened so late

  4. Barry probably, but have you seen Macron’s teacher wife?

  5. Sorry Hans, but to age the worst we’d have to look good to begin with.

  7. Women are Susans no doubt about it. They turn 45 after 28.

  9. The size of his head is because of his Irish heritage. Everyone knows they’ve got big old heads

  12. It’s not aging poorly, if it’s the look you’re aiming for.

    Beer bellies and triple chins don’t come cheap these days.

  13. Tbh, I’d rather age like a Barry than a plastic cunt like Ronaldo.

    Who gives a shit what you look like, eat a pie drink a pint be happy.

  14. Scouse, Catholic, named “Rooney”? He’s fucking *Irish* and he looks every inch of.

    That’s a man built to farm the rocky hills of Donegal.

  15. He’s Irish for fecks sake.

    Exhibit A: His name is ROONEY

    Exhibit B: Just look at the head on him.

  16. Rooney, he looks like he survived the mines of Moria

  17. Hans are you trying to distract the masses from the reality that german men end up being the same bald beer bellied goblins as the brits ?

  19. Say what you want but he’s one of the best footballers in Europe in the last 20 years.

    I can’t think of a German or Italian player better than him in that time.

  26. There is seriously some faces you can only find in Uk . Kane , Crouch, Milner, Maguire …

    ![gif](giphy|AeGENoNlsflNWGgvbY|downsized)

  27. Pic: Free company captain 1427 led a troop of pikeman on the continent until his death at the siege of Orléan in May 1429.

  30. He deserved to be able to retire and and turn into this. Colleen deserves the early inheritance after his inevitable stroke.

  31. Just remember, Europeans.

    He is the product of all of you who came here, in history.

    He is the ultimate European.

  34. Fun fact, Wayne Rooney is 38, and Jamie Vardy is 37. They’re 1 year apart, Vardy is still playing football and looks damn good for it. Rooney on the other hand ….

  37. I disagree, when Barry ages he becomes that fat but adorable elder that you drink with heck my first drink was with a tourist elderly Barry in the coast

  39. To think, he’s still only half the age of his favourite shag

  43. Looks like a lad who moved his bed into the chipper

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