My wife has just showed me the doll she inherited from her great gran, how screwed am I?

by death-in-tipton

49 comments
  1. You may wake up dead. Ensure you have a will written.

    Ideally a will which forces the benefactors to stay in a haunted house before they inherit… “The Doll”.

  2. Just make sure the switch on the back is set to Good rather than Evil and your be fine.

  3. I have a friend who would love that. She has several scary dolls like that.

  4. Just sleep with holy water in a vial under your pillow for the rest of your life it’s okay

  5. Put that thing back where it came from or so help me….

  6. If she’s checking out your Tinder profile on her dance card, you could be good.

  7. One of those items that needs to suddenly go missing! If you throw it out and it reappears then God be with you my child.

  8. She’s seen something she likes, and it seems to be you, OP.

    *Run*

  9. That doll looks like it’s posting something horrible on Twitter

  10. Why does it look like she has a rusty coin in her mouth?

  11. Get out of the house immediately and don’t look back. 

  12. Family heirloom or not I wouldn’t have this in my house 😂

  13. At some point, someone is going to scroll past, and just see an empty picture, and wonder what you’re talking about.

    And then they’ll hear scampering noises in their loft.

  14. Wtf is in its mouth 😱 if I was religious, I’d pray for you 🙏 haha

  15. Dump it in the nearest body of water weighted down and pray it’s not already waiting for you when you arrive back at home.

  16. F*** that! That thing would be getting burnt yesterday! Then scatter the ashes in a thousand different places so it can never reform.

  17. Fuck is going on with that mouth. This will be most viewers sleep paralysis demon for the next couple of weeks!

  18. My God, there’s even some sort of Satanic tongue shit going on.

  19. My wife informs me her great grandad bought it back from Germany during the war.

  20. Dependa on how big your house is., small houses never get haunted in films…

  21. I will get the shovel, you forget to lock the back door and we make it look targeted. And wtf is that in its mouth ?

  22. At night, make sure you leave it in front of a motion activated camera.

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