My wife has just showed me the doll she inherited from her great gran, how screwed am I? by death-in-tipton Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 49 comments You may wake up dead. Ensure you have a will written. Ideally a will which forces the benefactors to stay in a haunted house before they inherit… “The Doll”. https://www.catholic.org/prayers/prayer.php?p=683 You may need this. Other religions exorcisms are readily available. *G~E~T☆ O~U~T* Just make sure the switch on the back is set to Good rather than Evil and your be fine. I have a friend who would love that. She has several scary dolls like that. Just sleep with holy water in a vial under your pillow for the rest of your life it’s okay You need a young priest and an old priest. Put that thing back where it came from or so help me…. Not sure gran ever left… Was nice knowing you OP If she’s checking out your Tinder profile on her dance card, you could be good. One of those items that needs to suddenly go missing! If you throw it out and it reappears then God be with you my child. She’s seen something she likes, and it seems to be you, OP. *Run* I hope you had a nice life so far… Cuddle it. That doll looks like it’s posting something horrible on Twitter Why does it look like she has a rusty coin in her mouth? Tell Annabelle I said hi 😱 Haha Bride of Chucky Your username is about to become real That’s the actual Estelle Costanza doll… Get out of the house immediately and don’t look back. Have you seen Barbarella? 😳 I mean you’re already married, so… Let the power of christ compel you Family heirloom or not I wouldn’t have this in my house 😂 Just don’t get caught in bed with it. Something about those eyes… At some point, someone is going to scroll past, and just see an empty picture, and wonder what you’re talking about. And then they’ll hear scampering noises in their loft. Wtf is in its mouth 😱 if I was religious, I’d pray for you 🙏 haha a good 9/10 chuckys Rest in peace It’s coming for you Dump it in the nearest body of water weighted down and pray it’s not already waiting for you when you arrive back at home. F*** that! That thing would be getting burnt yesterday! Then scatter the ashes in a thousand different places so it can never reform. Fuck is going on with that mouth. This will be most viewers sleep paralysis demon for the next couple of weeks! I didn’t know Annabelle had a sister 😳 Looks like the chick-fil-A girl My God, there’s even some sort of Satanic tongue shit going on. Ring-a-ring o’ roses, A pocket full of posies… My wife informs me her great grandad bought it back from Germany during the war. Yea you’re fucked. Dependa on how big your house is., small houses never get haunted in films… Apply to the BBC The Repair Shop. Ask them to restore it. Why does it have a tongue… Just burn the whole house down. I will get the shovel, you forget to lock the back door and we make it look targeted. And wtf is that in its mouth ? RUNNNNN!! At night, make sure you leave it in front of a motion activated camera. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
You may wake up dead. Ensure you have a will written. Ideally a will which forces the benefactors to stay in a haunted house before they inherit… “The Doll”.
https://www.catholic.org/prayers/prayer.php?p=683 You may need this. Other religions exorcisms are readily available.
One of those items that needs to suddenly go missing! If you throw it out and it reappears then God be with you my child.
At some point, someone is going to scroll past, and just see an empty picture, and wonder what you’re talking about. And then they’ll hear scampering noises in their loft.
Dump it in the nearest body of water weighted down and pray it’s not already waiting for you when you arrive back at home.
F*** that! That thing would be getting burnt yesterday! Then scatter the ashes in a thousand different places so it can never reform.
Fuck is going on with that mouth. This will be most viewers sleep paralysis demon for the next couple of weeks!
I will get the shovel, you forget to lock the back door and we make it look targeted. And wtf is that in its mouth ?
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You may wake up dead. Ensure you have a will written.
Ideally a will which forces the benefactors to stay in a haunted house before they inherit… “The Doll”.
https://www.catholic.org/prayers/prayer.php?p=683
You may need this.
Other religions exorcisms are readily available.
*G~E~T☆ O~U~T*
Just make sure the switch on the back is set to Good rather than Evil and your be fine.
I have a friend who would love that. She has several scary dolls like that.
Just sleep with holy water in a vial under your pillow for the rest of your life it’s okay
You need a young priest and an old priest.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me….
Not sure gran ever left…
Was nice knowing you OP
If she’s checking out your Tinder profile on her dance card, you could be good.
One of those items that needs to suddenly go missing! If you throw it out and it reappears then God be with you my child.
She’s seen something she likes, and it seems to be you, OP.
*Run*
I hope you had a nice life so far…
Cuddle it.
That doll looks like it’s posting something horrible on Twitter
Why does it look like she has a rusty coin in her mouth?
Tell Annabelle I said hi 😱
Haha Bride of Chucky
Your username is about to become real
That’s the actual Estelle Costanza doll…
Get out of the house immediately and don’t look back.
Have you seen Barbarella? 😳
I mean you’re already married, so…
Let the power of christ compel you
Family heirloom or not I wouldn’t have this in my house 😂
Just don’t get caught in bed with it.
Something about those eyes…
At some point, someone is going to scroll past, and just see an empty picture, and wonder what you’re talking about.
And then they’ll hear scampering noises in their loft.
Wtf is in its mouth 😱 if I was religious, I’d pray for you 🙏 haha
a good 9/10 chuckys
Rest in peace
It’s coming for you
Dump it in the nearest body of water weighted down and pray it’s not already waiting for you when you arrive back at home.
F*** that! That thing would be getting burnt yesterday! Then scatter the ashes in a thousand different places so it can never reform.
Fuck is going on with that mouth. This will be most viewers sleep paralysis demon for the next couple of weeks!
I didn’t know Annabelle had a sister 😳
Looks like the chick-fil-A girl
My God, there’s even some sort of Satanic tongue shit going on.
Ring-a-ring o’ roses, A pocket full of posies…
My wife informs me her great grandad bought it back from Germany during the war.
Yea you’re fucked.
Dependa on how big your house is., small houses never get haunted in films…
Apply to the BBC The Repair Shop. Ask them to restore it.
Why does it have a tongue…
Just burn the whole house down.
I will get the shovel, you forget to lock the back door and we make it look targeted. And wtf is that in its mouth ?
RUNNNNN!!
At night, make sure you leave it in front of a motion activated camera.