Why Vladimir Putin’s Family Is Learning Mandarin

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1. In my country a mandarin is a very small orange…

2. Vassal State status – check

3. Because Russia is soon to be primarily Chinese owned. Have to speak the language for when your master calls you home.

4. When Putin needs to bug out in a hurry
   China is No.1 on his list

5. What will Steven Seagul do when Vlad runs away to Chinar?

6. Vlad knows what happened to the last Tzar’s family.

   And Putin is also destroying Russia with an incompetent military in a losing war.

7. Because there’s no way Russia survives without China

8. Russia is China’s vassal state now. Pathetic.

9. What is the language in North Korea?

10. Cause china is coming

11. Well, Chinese for sure aren’t learning Russian

12. Let them buy a wonderful villa in Beijing. Confiscate villa’s in London.

13. Optimists learn English, pessimists learn Chinese.

    Found somewhere in the comments on a Russian website.