It’s a bit irresponsible to get mashed while on the road
It’s raining tatties!
Best call the peelers
(NI slang for police)
Unappeeling conditions
One potato two potato three potato four
five potato six potato seven potato more
Mash roadtato
“On your last trip, did you discover what the Earth people eat?”
If it includes your banger then yes
Danger. Loose chippings.
Ah! The potato level, on the A56.
Mash with your crash
And they said crops were low. They’re falling out the sky!
Is that king edward street?
Is the car in front a Toyota Maris?
CLARKSOOONN!!
Well fuck me. I was looking to see if there was something about the number plate to do with mash, totally missed all the spuds! I’m handing my licence in tomorrow
He did the mash …..
Am I the only one thinking I’d be taking some home and washing them? Cost of living crisis has done things to my brain.
Was this on the Lincoln bypass? I went last on my motorbike earlier and nearly came off. It had been mostly cleared by then but I did think of stopping and getting some for dinner.
Spudgun have been checking out the new road signs.
Old bangers and mash anyone
Aww, I just feel bad for the farmer who grew and harvested those only to lose them after an accident.
Always thought about supplementing the butter with some BMW tire tread.
Bmws fault
Keep your eyes peeled on the road, you don’t want a chip on your windshield.
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Watch you don’t chip your windscreen.
Going be plenty of badgers around there tonight.
I wonder how many will get this but I saw that and immediately started singing to myself…
“Attack of the killer potatoes”
God, I’m old…
Beware of [badgers ](https://tenor.com/xdIt.gif)
It’s a bit irresponsible to get mashed while on the road
It’s raining tatties!
Best call the peelers
(NI slang for police)
Unappeeling conditions
One potato two potato three potato four
five potato six potato seven potato more
Mash roadtato
“On your last trip, did you discover what the Earth people eat?”
If it includes your banger then yes
Danger. Loose chippings.
Ah! The potato level, on the A56.
Mash with your crash
And they said crops were low. They’re falling out the sky!
Is that king edward street?
Is the car in front a Toyota Maris?
CLARKSOOONN!!
Well fuck me. I was looking to see if there was something about the number plate to do with mash, totally missed all the spuds! I’m handing my licence in tomorrow
He did the mash …..
Am I the only one thinking I’d be taking some home and washing them? Cost of living crisis has done things to my brain.
Was this on the Lincoln bypass? I went last on my motorbike earlier and nearly came off. It had been mostly cleared by then but I did think of stopping and getting some for dinner.
Spudgun have been checking out the new road signs.
Old bangers and mash anyone
Aww, I just feel bad for the farmer who grew and harvested those only to lose them after an accident.
Always thought about supplementing the butter with some BMW tire tread.
Bmws fault
Keep your eyes peeled on the road, you don’t want a chip on your windshield.
I tried.
What does mash wear when it rains?
A jacket potato.