Most likely named Knut or Björn

18 comments

1. Nobody speaks like that Hans.

   Either you are a based ÆØÅ enjoyer = Norwegian, Danish.

   Or you are an autistic Nazi bootlicker who uses umlaut = Swedish

2. I want to be this?

3. Oddly specific.

4. Have you had bad experiences?

5. Think I’ve seen a video involving the snorting of fermented fish.

   Didn’t go well mind.

6. You got cucked by a swede on cocain, Hans ?

7. I thought all Scandis in London were au pairs

8. 

9. Æ and Ä in the same sentence, ew

10. In met this exact person at a pub in London a few years ago

11. Just angry we steal all the women, even our most average looking men are 11/10 compared to anyone south of North Denmark.

12. I know this guy

13. Accurate tbqhwy

14. Would go back for snus.

15. I unironically know two of these people irl (who in turn dont know eachother).

16. Finally a funny German

17. I have that shirt. wtf

18. Tbf Jarlsberg is clåss