What Italian men think when they wear sandals: I am Legionnaire, I am Gladiator- How they actually end up:

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1. Not gonna lie: The first outfit looks good.

2. Least handsome Giuseppe.

3. “I am gay” “I proudly enjoy men”

4. Why are you Luigis so fashion victims? What is your trauma?

5. I noticed an increase in post regarding Italy, good, keep going

6. First guy looks fine. Second guy looks fine but is trying too hard to be flaunty/flamboyant. But hey, some people like that. 

7. Why are you flattering us, catholic Hans?

8. Ok, show us a german in sandals now just to compare

9. They have forgotten the socks!

10. Roos, if you think about Italian men’s feet on the regular I think you may have something to acknowledge about yourself first.

    Also I may have a business proposition for you

11. ”I need to pop”

    ”I need a man”

12. Hot?

13. Besides the second guys position there really isn’t much out of the ordinary, even with the position if it makes him happy who tf cares 🤷🏼‍♂️ First guy looks normal tbh

14. Not sure what your point is, tbh.

15. They end up as Sicilian models instead? I think they can live with that

16. Am I the only one who loathe sandals and instantly judge grown men wearing them?

17. the first is Legionnaire, the second one wouldn’t wear socks with sandals

18. Never seen an Italian wearing those, usually are Hans invading in summer

19. Funnily enough the only men i’ve ever seen wearing sandals in Rome are german tourists (with the white sock combo) 😭😭😭

20. Sandals without socks? Wtf

21. The first sandals are only usable at short distances or by the beach. With the second, one can at least conquer a nearby Taverna…

22. Bro it was 52 degrees last summer where I live, what do you expect?

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24. You can leave out the part about the feet